Hey, you know what I just found out?

[Dan]

The name of the governor of my state! How pathetic is that? And it seriously seemed like the first time I heard it, too.

And, yet, I can quote more or less every Kevin Smith movie from beginning to end. I am SUCH a nerd. If we ever have to fight a war of useless pop culture knowledge, I'd be like a one-man army.

 

[janeeng]

hahahah! do you know who your Mayor is???? :

 

[Dan]

do you know who your Mayor is????

Nope, no clue! I know who the student body president of USCA is, though, because he was in one of my classes last year, and he was constantly bragging because he was prez.

Oh, and I know the sherriff of this town, because his name is Mike Hunt. Swear to God.

 

[janeeng]

HAHAHA! did you tell him the phillip, michael, hunter joke????: