Health warning

[Colin]

When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can cause brain damage.

**** that. I’m giving up ice in my drinks!

 

[Big Black Dog]

That's very good advice for the rest of us... Thank you for this important public service announcement.