Have you ever been arrested ???

[AzogtheDefiler]

Says the guy who picks his nose with a waterpik.

Why did you make it about me?

 

[ChristisKing]

I can't divulge my criminal career Trump would be so jealous.

Seems like it's the other way around and that you're jealous of him.

Yes. Minor charges, none stuck.

Mind sharing or too personal? Anyways, I've never been arrested myself.

 

[Moonglow]

Seems like it's the other way around and that you're jealous of him.


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Mind sharing or too personal? Anyways, I've never been arrested myself.

He has immunity I do not.

 

[Moonglow]

Why did you make it about me?

Try a toothbrush.

 

[ChristisKing]

He has immunity I do not.

Yep, most definitely jealous.

 

[Quasar44]

I am a simple man !! I enjoy things like dynamite , gunpowder and gasoline

 

[Moonglow]

Yep, most definitely jealous.

Trump ain't got the balls..

 

[Moonglow]

I am a simple man !! I enjoy things like dynamite , gunpowder and gasoline

I preferred when I was a missile tech in the army and woulda love to have been a drone pilot.

 

[Quasar44]

I preferred when I was a missile tech in the army and woulda love to have been a drone pilot.

Your weakness is boobs

 

[Moonglow]

Your weakness is boobs

Indeed and deep throats.

 

[Quasar44]

Indeed and deep throats.

I know for a fact you probably kicked

Indeed and deep throats.

I usually tip male waiters 25 percent and female 15 percent

 

[Moonglow]

I know for a fact you probably kicked


I usually tip male waiters 25 percent and female 15 percent

Why males?...

stronger lips?

 

[Quasar44]

Why males?...

stronger lips?

No lol
Less attitude

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Try a toothbrush.

I have more than one. Teethbrush.

 

[Moonglow]

I have more than one. Teethbrush.

Stopped doing meth just in time.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Stopped doing meth just in time.

You did? Congrats

 

[Moonglow]

You did? Congrats

I never did like it after they changed the formula from ether in the early 1980s.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

I never did like it after they changed the formula from ether in the early 1980s.

You’re old

Oh and Trump won

Sucka

 

[Lisa558]

I got a ticket for coming to a rolling stop once.

And then that homicide thingy.

Other than that, I’m good!

 

[AZrailwhale]

1969 - Car theft, no charges pressed

1970 - Busted for possession of marijuana

1970 - Jailbreak (Was given a choice of prison or US Army)

1974 - Insubordination (Was in the stockade cell next to Lt. William Calley)

1976 - Public intoxication

1978 - Driving while intoxicated

2004 - DUI

2005 - Public intoxication

2007 - DUI

Sounds like you had serious alcohol problems.