Has everyone mastered the art of silent but deadly release?

SuperDemocrat

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I've notice that when I am around people and I have to fart that I have learned how to control to the expelling of gases in such a way it does not make a sound. I don't know when I mastered that art but I can't be the only person who knows how to do that. I'm wondering does everyone else do this as well?
 
I've notice that when I am around people and I have to fart that I have learned how to control to the expelling of gases in such a way it does not make a sound. I don't know when I mastered that art but I can't be the only person who knows how to do that. I'm wondering does everyone else do this as well?
Let 'er rip!
 
Mine are naturally melodic so I let them rip.
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Why is it that the topic of farts always sets me off giggling?
Of course I can fart silently. I'm a LADY
 
One time someone gave my husband some deer jerky that he shared with the dog. You have never smelled anything like it in your life. I finally took a sleeping bag and went out on the porch. The smell just lingered and lingered..........
 
You have learned to control you spinchter, probably as a result of a lot of unnatural use of your rectum.
 

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