Has everyone mastered the art of silent but deadly release?

[Deleted member 53821]

I've notice that when I am around people and I have to fart that I have learned how to control to the expelling of gases in such a way it does not make a sound. I don't know when I mastered that art but I can't be the only person who knows how to do that. I'm wondering does everyone else do this as well?

 

[Compost]

Mine are naturally melodic so I let them rip.

 

[Hossfly]

I've notice that when I am around people and I have to fart that I have learned how to control to the expelling of gases in such a way it does not make a sound. I don't know when I mastered that art but I can't be the only person who knows how to do that. I'm wondering does everyone else do this as well?

Let 'er rip!

 

[Hossfly]

Mine are naturally melodic so I let them rip.

 

[OldLady]

Why is it that the topic of farts always sets me off giggling?
Of course I can fart silently. I'm a LADY

 

[Hossfly]

Why is it that the topic of farts always sets me off giggling?
Of course I can fart silently. I'm a LADY

 

[The Irish Ram]

Mine are little pink ones.

 

[Hossfly]

Mine are little pink ones.

 

[The Irish Ram]

^ that's funny! She had too much cotton candy....

 

[TooTall]

Mine smell like crushed Roses, so no one notices the sound.

 

[The Irish Ram]

One time someone gave my husband some deer jerky that he shared with the dog. You have never smelled anything like it in your life. I finally took a sleeping bag and went out on the porch. The smell just lingered and lingered..........

 

[Hossfly]

Mine smell like crushed Roses, so no one notices the sound.

 

[Alex.]

This topic stinks

 

[ZackB]

You have learned to control you spinchter, probably as a result of a lot of unnatural use of your rectum.

 

[saveliberty]

This topic stinks

You farted, just admit it.

 

[Alex.]

This topic stinks

You farted, just admit it.

the one who smelt it dealt it

 

[saveliberty]

This topic stinks

You farted, just admit it.

the one who smelt it dealt it

Absent the event puts it in your court.

No one in a dog/cat household ever blames the cat. Just saying

 

[Alex.]

This topic stinks

You farted, just admit it.

the one who smelt it dealt it

Absent the event puts it in your court.

No one in a dog/cat household ever blames the cat. Just saying

arf

 

[MaryL]

I would like to learn the silent art of flatulation, sensei, can you teach me?