Guy is 27, still single and never dated.....

[Bonzi]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Would not assume anything. He is ripe for the plucking and some chick will pick up his bony ass and tell him what to do for the rest of his unnatural life.

He makes good money, so, it's only a matter of time.....

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Would not assume anything. He is ripe for the plucking and some chick will pick up his bony ass and tell him what to do for the rest of his unnatural life.

I wouldn't want a man who was a virgin at 27....and I'm 26 in what 9 days.

 

[Bonzi]

I had to write this because it seem Bonzi is confused about how men should act

oh no, you do NOT say this and leave!!!!

 

[Alex.]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Would not assume anything. He is ripe for the plucking and some chick will pick up his bony ass and tell him what to do for the rest of his unnatural life.

I wouldn't want a man who was a virgin at 27....and I'm 26 in what 9 days.

Yep this guy is a goddamn marshmallow he will never be assertive and the moment he wakes up in the morning his mantra will be yes dearest, no dearest whatever you say dearest

 

[Michelle420]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Difficult personality.

 

[Alex.]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Would not assume anything. He is ripe for the plucking and some chick will pick up his bony ass and tell him what to do for the rest of his unnatural life.

He makes good money, so, it's only a matter of time.....

he is a goddamn milquetoast.

 

[Iceweasel]

Still a virgin at 27, I'd say maybe he's a super devout Christian or really inept or both. But having never dated, Homeboy has a real problem. He should find a fat chick to get his feet wet. Then other things wet.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Still a virgin at 27, I'd say maybe he's a super devout Christian or really inept or both. But having never dated, Homeboy has a real problem. He should find a fat chick to get his feet wet. Then other things wet.

A fat chick sans semi-moustache and armpit hair though....

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Would not assume anything. He is ripe for the plucking and some chick will pick up his bony ass and tell him what to do for the rest of his unnatural life.

He makes good money, so, it's only a matter of time.....

he is a goddamn milquetoast.

Is this like the wimp?

 

[Iceweasel]

Still a virgin at 27, I'd say maybe he's a super devout Christian or really inept or both. But having never dated, Homeboy has a real problem. He should find a fat chick to get his feet wet. Then other things wet.

A fat chick sans semi-moustache and armpit hair though....

At this point in his life a wet hole is the only criteria. He's probably considering other species. Does anyone know if he has a really shy dog?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Still a virgin at 27, I'd say maybe he's a super devout Christian or really inept or both. But having never dated, Homeboy has a real problem. He should find a fat chick to get his feet wet. Then other things wet.

A fat chick sans semi-moustache and armpit hair though....

At this point in his life a wet hole is the only criteria. He's probably considering other species. Does anyone know if he has a really shy dog?

Oh no, someone get him a woman....not the dog, I like the animals, they're our friends.

 

[Iceweasel]

Somebody ...please find him a girlfriend soon!

 

[Alex.]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

Would not assume anything. He is ripe for the plucking and some chick will pick up his bony ass and tell him what to do for the rest of his unnatural life.

He makes good money, so, it's only a matter of time.....

he is a goddamn milquetoast.

Is this like the wimp?

I do not know about wimp but less than. assertive in the relationship department.

 

[Ringel05]

.... would you make the assumption he is gay?
if not, what would you speculate?

is he fat ugly or fat?

no not fat.... not handsome, but socially awkward… not very outgoing or assertive…..

Could eventually turn into a serial killer, maybe become radicalized by radical Muslims or far right Christians.......... Pool everyone's money and buy him a hooker...... STAT!!!!!

clock tower eh?

Hey, ya never know for certain.......

 

[Syriusly]

Haven't we all known socially awkward people?

Really none of our business whether they are virgins or not, whether they are straight or not.

Unless he is asking you for advise, or to set him up on dates- what does it matter?

Is he kind?

That is really the only question I have.

 

[Bonzi]

Well I've tried to give him advice.... so we'll just have to see. I have had family members say he might be gay but I'm just not seeing it. The social awkwardness is what I think is stopping him. I've suggested he seek counseling but not sure that is the right advice either....

 

[Bonzi]

Haven't we all known socially awkward people?

Really none of our business whether they are virgins or not, whether they are straight or not.

Unless he is asking you for advise, or to set him up on dates- what does it matter?

Is he kind?

That is really the only question I have.

He is a good person. But he can be selfish and rude at times, but I'm not even sure he is aware he is being so if that makes sense.....

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Somebody ...please find him a girlfriend soon!

No, you're evil woman

Here, Bruce Caitlyn Jenner is available for the rumpy pumpy....someone FedEx him/her to the 27 year-old virgin, he's never been with the woman, so he won't know the difference!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Well I've tried to give him advice.... so we'll just have to see. I have had family members say he might be gay but I'm just not seeing it. The social awkwardness is what I think is stopping him. I've suggested he seek counseling but not sure that is the right advice either....

Oh you know this man? Did you already mention this? My understanding English must be hazy tonight.

 

[Bonzi]

Well I've tried to give him advice.... so we'll just have to see. I have had family members say he might be gay but I'm just not seeing it. The social awkwardness is what I think is stopping him. I've suggested he seek counseling but not sure that is the right advice either....

Oh you know this man?

Yes! But not well enough to ask or know details etc.