Gunny fear!

[Colin]

Now that you mention it...I need to lose 5 pounds fast.

Any suggestions?

you could bite off a foot.

Not possible. She needs both feet. One to stand on while she puts the other in her mouth.

 

[JimH52]

You're not a threat to anything intelligent life form.

she sometimes steals oxygen from trees

Hey stupid.........you DO realize that plants BREATHE IN CO2 and EXHALE oxygen, right?

Or did you not study basic science in school?

Hey Gunny, if Ravi is a non threat, then Yurt is a tribble!

Now why do you want to confuse things with the facts? Geesshhh

 

[Ravi]

Now that you mention it...I need to lose 5 pounds fast.

Any suggestions?

Hours of aerobic exercise. You could have sex with cornhog, just trying to escape should do the trick.....

I just tossed my cookies...thanks! You helped me work off lunch!

 

[L.K.Eder]

Now that you mention it...I need to lose 5 pounds fast.

Any suggestions?

you could bite off a foot.

Not possible. She needs both feet. One to stand on while she puts the other in her mouth.

maybe she is just in the process of biting it off and you misconstrue it totally.

 

[ABikerSailor]

Quick trick if you need to lose 5 lbs overnight and don't have time to work out.

Nothing goes past your lips after 5:00 pm. No food, no water, nothing but air.

When you wake up in the morning? You'll be 5-10 lbs lighter (but, you'll put it right back on later as it's just water weight).

Old high school wrestling trick.

 

[Ringel05]

Now that you mention it...I need to lose 5 pounds fast.

Any suggestions?

Hours of aerobic exercise. You could have sex with cornhog, just trying to escape should do the trick.....

I just tossed my cookies...thanks! You helped me work off lunch!

Any time. Glad to be of service.

 

[Anguille]

You're not a threat to anything intelligent life form.

You ever notice how the drill sergeant is showing his "O" face?

So's the person in your avatar.

You're always like a damp towel on a campfire.

Sounds steamy!

 

[mal]

I've noticed Gunny lets total assholes from either side stay here to bring the non-assholes together.

But it always makes me nervous...why does Gunny let me stay?

You're not a threat to anything intelligent life form.

Eh?...



peace...