Grifters gotta grift

[MagicMike]

I can't think of a more fitting allegory to describe Trump than this story about one of his latest scams on his own MAGAt cultists. Obviously sensible people aren't going to be shelling out their hard earned cash on this mail order garbage....it's only the gullible ones, the same subset of people naive enough to fall for this guy's criminal bullshit in the first place.
In other words...suckers, fools, rubes. This greasy, smarmy felon laughs at these people daily as he rakes in their cash, and they never learn.
In every conceivable way this man's entire presidency is just a fake gold watch some fast talking con-man in a cheap, ill-fitting suit has sold these gullible fools from a car trunk in an alley, and all across America they are finally starting to understand this, but it's too late. They'll never get their money back.

“Wear it proudly on your wrist, and everyone will know exactly what it’s for, who it’s for, who it represents. It’s really gonna be something special. It’s for your favorite president,” said Trump. However, according to one purchaser on Trust Pilot, “The self winding feature is about as efficient as the GOP. This watch has no lifespan… brutal and disappointing like its namesake.”

A second review read, in part, “I plan to sue. This is a scam! On 30.01.25 I ordered a watch for 900$, at the time of ordering there was information that delivery will be in March… March is gone, April and May too…This is my worst experience with online shopping.” The merchandise is sold via GetTrumpWatches.

‘It’s a Piece of Crap’: Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s $1,000 Watch Line as MAGA Melts Down After Purchasing the Item Only to Regret It

"Gov. Newsom slams Trump's $1,000 watch line as MAGA regrets flood in. Find out why customers are calling it a 'piece of crap'. 🔥 #TrumpW...

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[Auld Phart]

I can't think of a more fitting allegory to describe Trump than this story about one of his latest scams on his own MAGAt cultists. Obviously sensible people aren't going to be shelling out their hard earned cash on this mail order garbage....it's only the gullible ones, the same subset of people naive enough to fall for this guy's criminal bullshit in the first place.
In other words...suckers, fools, rubes. This greasy, smarmy felon laughs at these people daily as he rakes in their cash, and they never learn.
In every conceivable way this man's entire presidency is just a fake gold watch some fast talking con-man in a cheap, ill-fitting suit has sold these gullible fools from a car trunk in an alley, and all across America they are finally starting to understand this, but it's too late. They'll never get their money back.

“Wear it proudly on your wrist, and everyone will know exactly what it’s for, who it’s for, who it represents. It’s really gonna be something special. It’s for your favorite president,” said Trump. However, according to one purchaser on Trust Pilot, “The self winding feature is about as efficient as the GOP. This watch has no lifespan… brutal and disappointing like its namesake.”

A second review read, in part, “I plan to sue. This is a scam! On 30.01.25 I ordered a watch for 900$, at the time of ordering there was information that delivery will be in March… March is gone, April and May too…This is my worst experience with online shopping.” The merchandise is sold via GetTrumpWatches.

‘It’s a Piece of Crap’: Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s $1,000 Watch Line as MAGA Melts Down After Purchasing the Item Only to Regret It

"Gov. Newsom slams Trump's $1,000 watch line as MAGA regrets flood in. Find out why customers are calling it a 'piece of crap'. 🔥 #TrumpW...

atlantablackstar.com

 

[Dekster]

I m saving up for an all american made Trump phone. I am hoping it comes with a free Truth Social app built right in.

 

[Manonthestreet]

Does the thread author still have their Obama phone

 

[Concerned American]

I can't think of a more fitting allegory to describe Trump than this story about one of his latest scams on his own MAGAt cultists. Obviously sensible people aren't going to be shelling out their hard earned cash on this mail order garbage....it's only the gullible ones, the same subset of people naive enough to fall for this guy's criminal bullshit in the first place.
In other words...suckers, fools, rubes. This greasy, smarmy felon laughs at these people daily as he rakes in their cash, and they never learn.
In every conceivable way this man's entire presidency is just a fake gold watch some fast talking con-man in a cheap, ill-fitting suit has sold these gullible fools from a car trunk in an alley, and all across America they are finally starting to understand this, but it's too late. They'll never get their money back.

“Wear it proudly on your wrist, and everyone will know exactly what it’s for, who it’s for, who it represents. It’s really gonna be something special. It’s for your favorite president,” said Trump. However, according to one purchaser on Trust Pilot, “The self winding feature is about as efficient as the GOP. This watch has no lifespan… brutal and disappointing like its namesake.”

A second review read, in part, “I plan to sue. This is a scam! On 30.01.25 I ordered a watch for 900$, at the time of ordering there was information that delivery will be in March… March is gone, April and May too…This is my worst experience with online shopping.” The merchandise is sold via GetTrumpWatches.

‘It’s a Piece of Crap’: Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s $1,000 Watch Line as MAGA Melts Down After Purchasing the Item Only to Regret It

"Gov. Newsom slams Trump's $1,000 watch line as MAGA regrets flood in. Find out why customers are calling it a 'piece of crap'. 🔥 #TrumpW...

atlantablackstar.com

Ever hear of caveat emptor? Cry me a river. The government is not your mommy.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

Ever hear of caveat emptor? Cry me a river. The government is not your mommy.

Trump is a criminal and convicted felon, the most dishonest and corrupt president in US history, absolutely unfit to hold any public office.

 

[Concerned American]

I can't think of a more fitting allegory to describe Trump than this story about one of his latest scams on his own MAGAt cultists. Obviously sensible people aren't going to be shelling out their hard earned cash on this mail order garbage....it's only the gullible ones, the same subset of people naive enough to fall for this guy's criminal bullshit in the first place.
In other words...suckers, fools, rubes. This greasy, smarmy felon laughs at these people daily as he rakes in their cash, and they never learn.
In every conceivable way this man's entire presidency is just a fake gold watch some fast talking con-man in a cheap, ill-fitting suit has sold these gullible fools from a car trunk in an alley, and all across America they are finally starting to understand this, but it's too late. They'll never get their money back.

“Wear it proudly on your wrist, and everyone will know exactly what it’s for, who it’s for, who it represents. It’s really gonna be something special. It’s for your favorite president,” said Trump. However, according to one purchaser on Trust Pilot, “The self winding feature is about as efficient as the GOP. This watch has no lifespan… brutal and disappointing like its namesake.”

A second review read, in part, “I plan to sue. This is a scam! On 30.01.25 I ordered a watch for 900$, at the time of ordering there was information that delivery will be in March… March is gone, April and May too…This is my worst experience with online shopping.” The merchandise is sold via GetTrumpWatches.

‘It’s a Piece of Crap’: Gavin Newsom Torches Trump’s $1,000 Watch Line as MAGA Melts Down After Purchasing the Item Only to Regret It

"Gov. Newsom slams Trump's $1,000 watch line as MAGA regrets flood in. Find out why customers are calling it a 'piece of crap'. 🔥 #TrumpW...

atlantablackstar.com

You like this one better, moron?

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[Concerned American]

Trump is a criminal and convicted felon, the most dishonest and corrupt president in US history, absolutely unfit to hold any public office.

So buy this grift from your grifter. LOL, you morons need to remove your blinders.

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[MagicMike]

You like this one better, moron?

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I don't see any cunsumer complaints about Biden's commemorative coin.
Not quite the same thing as selling fake watches.
Nice attempt at whataboutism though.

 

[Concerned American]

I don't see any cunsumer complaints about Biden's commemorative coin.
Not quite the same thing as selling fake watches.
Nice attempt at whataboutism though.

It's selling a self serving trinket that has no intrinsic to morons like you. Again, caveat emptor. Wanna buy a bridge? Morons.

 

[MagicMike]

It's selling a self serving trinket that has no intrinsic to morons like you. Again, caveat emptor. Wanna buy a bridge? Morons.

Are you one of those Trump University graduates by any chance?

 

[TimFitz]

Does the thread author still have their Obama phone

Obama never peddled cell phones to gullible idiots.

 

[MagicMike]

Obama never peddled cell phones to gullible idiots.

No. Those were free. You need to work on your whataboutism dude. That one is just stupid.

 

[TimFitz]

No. Those were free. You need to work on your whataboutism dude. That one is just stupid.

No, you do.

Trump’s phone is yet another one of his numerous scams.

The suckers are right here on this thread.

 

[LeftofLeft]

Trump is a criminal and convicted felon, the most dishonest and corrupt president in US history, absolutely unfit to hold any public office.

And yet your side struggles at the 20 percent approval rating.

 

[Concerned American]

Those were free.

There is NO FREE, moron. Taxpayers picked up the bill. SMFH and you're worrying about cheap watches.

 

[MagicMike]

There is NO FREE, moron. Taxpayers picked up the bill. SMFH and you're worrying about cheap watches.

No, only cheap watches Trump is raking in $500 and up for.
See, this is how far you MAGAts have gone down your cult's rabbit hole. You defend the very guy taking advantage of you and attack anybody who points out to you that he considers you all gullible rubes.

 

[Concerned American]

No, only cheap watches Trump is raking in $500 and up for.
See, this is how far you MAGAts have gone down your cult's rabbit hole. You defend the very guy taking advantage of you and attack anybody who points out to you that he considers you all gullible rubes.

Yet you forgive the FORCED grift of your tax dollars for phones. SMH. I don't have one of these watches, nor would I ever be in the market for one. You see, that is the difference. Democrats figure my money is theirs to grift, under the auspices of authority. LMAO, but you're OK with them spending YOUR tax money---if you pay any. That's called redistribution of wealth, parasite.

 

[MagicMike]

Yet you forgive the FORCED grift of your tax dollars for phones. SMH. I don't have one of these watches, nor would I ever be in the market for one. You see, that is the difference. Democrats figure my money is theirs to grift, under the auspices of authority. LMAO, but you're OK with them spending YOUR tax money---if you pay any. That's called redistribution of wealth, parasite.

Quit your whining snowflake. Taxes are what civilized people pay to live in a developed world.
If you don't like it there might be something like a treehouse in the Amazon rain forest in your future where you can comfortably leave all these trappings of civilization behind and you won't have to whine about how much they cost.

 

[Concerned American]

Taxes are what civilized people pay to live in a developed world.

Taxes isn't the problem. Taxes are to support the GENERAL welfare. Not to provide your lazy butt with a phone to play games.