- Oct 31, 2012
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Austin Texas -- Governor Gregg Abbott of Texas has decided to issue Ivory alerts for missing white women and children.
This is in the wake of missing Black people in California will have a specialized alert notification after Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill creating the "Ebony Alert."
"Ebony and Ivory, living in perfect harmony", sang Governor Gregg Abbott, "It's a beautiful thing".
The Biden Administration, however, has sued governor Abbott for issuing a racist alert system. President Joe Biden exclaimed, "Issuing an alert system just based on race is just plain wrong." But when confronted as to why Governor Newsom's alert system was not met with equal skepticism, Biden retorted, "You are a lying, dog-faced pony soldier, no one could be that stupid and racist. The next lie will probably be about democrats cheering on the terrorism of Hamas and being antisemitic.” at which his mic was promptly cut off.
