Zone1 Greetings Earthlings

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welcome to our little corner of the interwebs ...

don't forget to pick up your complimentary hazmat suit.
 
Hello all.
Hello, you must warped into this heliosphere inside the first planet, they call Pluto, inside its orbit, otherwise you would have seen the well lit massive warning sign out past Pluto. Our ruling council, consisting of members hand picked from the galactic triad, have quarantined this solar system for reasons you will soon begin to realize. All the creatures here refer this place as the third planet. We visitors however know it as the 7th planet.
 
Hello, you must warped into this heliosphere inside the first planet, they call Pluto, inside its orbit, otherwise you would have seen the well lit massive warning sign out past Pluto. Our ruling council, consisting of members hand picked from the galactic triad, have quarantined this solar system for reasons you will soon begin to realize. All the creatures here refer this place as the third planet. We visitors however know it as the 7th planet.
The Neocons Strike Back

Pluto has been divided into three sects. The first believes they live on a planet, the second that they are only a runaway moon of Neptune and demand special compensation for that lowly status. The third sect believes they are Mickey Mouse's dog.

The United States must intervene to put an end to this sectarian violence because it is interfering with the free flow of plutonium at market prices.
 
The Neocons Strike Back

Pluto has been divided into three sects. The first believes they live on a planet, the second that they are only a runaway moon of Neptune and demand special compensation for that lowly status. The third sect believes they are Mickey Mouse's dog.

The United States must intervene to put an end to this sectarian violence because it is interfering with the free flow of plutonium at market prices.
Indeed! Our propaganda arm has pushed this for decades, keeping everyone in a constant state of fear over plutonium shortages while we secretly smuggle in what they call enriched uranium and centrifuges.
 
Greetings and salutations, space traveler!

Please don't ask us to take you to our leader... T'is a touchy subject these days.

You'll be staying in room 9a. Don't worry about the loud wailings down the hall, they'll subside by night-fall. Be sure to wipe your feet before entering and don't hog all the microwave popcorn.
 

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