Good news! The Springfield Haitians are filing criminal charges against Trump and JD Vance!

[Nostra]

Which don’t exist, of course.
All that talk led to many bomb threats and disruptions to Springfield.

So you agree there is no standing.

Got it.

 

[SeaMajor7]

As is Trump.

Poor Bear Huggy.

 

[ThisIsMe]

Tell us about their status, dupe.

Oh, they’re “legal” in the terms of Biden ignoring immigration policy, and our borders. They are being allowed to flood our borders as are those from south of the border.

If you want to ignore our borders and immigration laws, then why even have those laws at all?

 

[Hutch Starskey]

So you agree there is no standing.

Got it.

Keep on wiggling but you won’t get out of that corner you’ve painted yourself into.

 

[Hutch Starskey]

Poor Bear Huggy.

It is somewhat of a burden to own so many of you dopes.

 

[Hutch Starskey]

Oh, they’re “legal” in the terms of Biden ignoring immigration policy, and our borders. They are being allowed to flood our borders as are those from south of the border.

If you want to ignore our borders and immigration laws, then why even have those laws at all?

So legal then?
Your answer was terribly convoluted.

 

[SeaMajor7]

It is somewhat of a burden to own so many of you dopes.

You own nothing, and you'll like it.
You claim Trump is making money from the FED'S Haitian invasion.
That's just dumb.
You okay?

 

[ThisIsMe]

So legal then?
Your answer was terribly convoluted.

Sure, they’re legal, through bidens abuse of the immigration system. Can’t deny that. They were allowed in, so can’t blame them, but we can blame Biden.

 

[Hollie]

How weird.
Why would liberals call in bomb threats to Springfield?

Why would libs riot and burn the cities they live in like Seattle and Kenosha? Because they're morons.

 

[Hollie]

Sure, they’re legal, through bidens abuse of the immigration system. Can’t deny that. They were allowed in, so can’t blame them, but we can blame Biden.

Wr can also hold Biden's Haitians accountable for the crimes they commit.

 

[SeaMajor7]

How weird.
Why would liberals call in bomb threats to Springfield?

 

[Nostra]

Keep on wiggling but you won’t get out of that corner you’ve painted yourself into.

I'm in a corner?

How so?

 

[Hutch Starskey]

You own nothing, and you'll like it.
You claim Trump is making money from the FED'S Haitian invasion.
That's just dumb.
You okay?

Uh huh. Yep… Trump hasn’t raised a cent from that lie. No siree. Not one red MAGA cent.

 

[Hutch Starskey]

I'm in a corner?

How so?

Exactly.
You aren’t even aware.

 

[SeaMajor7]

Uh huh. Yep… Trump hasn’t raised a cent from that lie. No siree. Not one red MAGA cent.

 

[Hollie]

Uh huh. Yep… Trump hasn’t raised a cent from that lie. No siree. Not one red MAGA cent.

Pointless innuendo absent any facts.

 

[ThisIsMe]

Wr can also hold Biden's Haitians accountable for the crimes they commit.

I suppose we could, but he will just say that they came in on a special program and it’s not his fault.

 

[ThisIsMe]

Which don’t exist, of course.
All that talk led to many bomb threats and disruptions to Springfield.

Did they ever say where the threats came from? I mean DeWine said that many came from overseas, but that means some of them have to had come from inside the states, right?

Have we heard any information about what groups made those threats? I’ve not seen anything yet. You’d think we would know that.

 

[Nostra]

Exactly.
You aren’t even aware.

So you have nothing.
.I'm shocked!

 

[BackAgain]

Yep. Yep. Yep.

Nothing happening in Springfield.

Absolutely nothing.

That News report must be entirely a creative work of fiction.