Golf jokes, anyone?

[Woodznutz]

As a golfer kept losing balls in water hazards and deep roughs, his partner advised him to use an old ball when facing such difficult shots. He replied, "I never had an old ball."

 

[Mr Natural]

A nice walk ruined by a stupid game.

 

[Woodznutz]

Golf.
"A game whose purpose is to place a small ball into a distant hole using implements totally unsuited to the task."