Glitter Bomb 4.0

[Mushroom]

For the forth year in a row, YouTube creator Mark Rober has released his newest Glitter Bomb to discourage "Porch Pirates" from stealing packages. And each year they have been getting more and more sophisticated.

This year it releases glitter three different times, releases even more fart spray, and has 4 phones to record the footage, and allow them to track and recover the package.

I just wish somebody could sell one, as I think it would be a riot to see these go national.

 

[fncceo]

Oh hail yeah! Engineers rule.

Why do these guys have such fat wives?

 

[Moonglow]

Oh hail yeah! Engineers rule.

Why do these guys have such fat wives?

The engineers are too busy on their projects to make their wives exercise.

 

[fncceo]

The engineers are too busy on their projects to make their wives exercise.

Engineers all have hot wives...

 

[Moonglow]

Engineers all have hot wives...

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Are you sure that's a chick?

 

[fncceo]

Are you sure that's a chick?

It's up to her to decide how she identifies.

But, if you have to ask, you clearly aren't an engineer.

 

[Muhammed]

He should have used HCN.

 

[irosie91]

The engineers are too busy on their projects to make their wives exercise.

Neglected women find solace in chocolate

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Why glitter?

Why not putrescent egg?

 

[Hellokitty]

The engineers are too busy on their projects to make their wives exercise.

Think he was talking about the thieves stealing packages having fat wives...

 

[irosie91]

Why glitter?

Why not putrescent egg?

It's considered a "WAR CRIME". Israel developed
a physically harmless STINK BOMB for the control
of JIHAD MOBS and has been criticized by the
usual suspects EXTENSIVELY

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

It's considered a "WAR CRIME". Israel developed
a physically harmless STINK BOMB for the control
of JIHAD MOBS and has been criticized by the
usual suspects EXTENSIVELY

I would in no way oppose that.

How ridiculous to.

I guess those 'usual suspects' prefer a live ammunition cranial evacuation, to smelling like rotten eggs?

Idiots.

 

[irosie91]

I would in no way oppose that.

How ridiculous to.

I guess those 'usual suspects' prefer a live ammunition cranial evacuation, to smelling like rotten eggs?

Idiots.

they synthesized a SKUNK scent----even worse than
Sulphur

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

they synthesized a SKUNK scent----even worse than
Sulphur

Any smell is better than a bullet hole IMO.

 

[Pellinore]

This guy is brilliant. The lengths he goes to, and the glorious results he gets, are tremendous. Here are all four instances, plus the scammer video, posted here as a public service. Enjoy!