Girl Scout cookies

[Delldude]

Clip from Joe Rogan's show. Notice no comment from GSA when asked.
Jaw dropping information.

 

[MisterBeale]

That one was a good episode. I think Woody may have already been a bit drunk coming in though. . . .

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Joe Rogan Experience #2277 - Woody Harrelson​

Feb 22, 2025

 

[Robert Urbanek]

Selling girl scout cookies is good job training if you want a nickname like "Cookie" or "Chocolate" and will be promising something sweet to men you don't know.

 

[1srelluc]

The typical sugar cookie you make at home from scratch has about 6 ingredients.

The typical store-bought sugar cookie has 20.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

The typical sugar cookie you make at home from scratch has about 6 ingredients.

The typical store-bought sugar cookie has 20.

They have to be preserved longer for shelf life.

 

[Delldude]

They have to be preserved longer for shelf life.

Looks like with GS cookies you might not need to be embalmed
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[1srelluc]

They have to be preserved longer for shelf life.

Well no shit, sorta my point.

The typical commercial bakery company used to have about 20 bakeries for a region....Now due to the chemicals used to prolong shelf life (around two weeks) they have two bakeries servicing the same region.

In other words they lobbied the FDA to poison us with chemicals and at the same time put thousands of bakery workers out of a job.

Progress? I think not.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Well no shit, sorta my point.

The typical commercial bakery company used to have about 20 bakeries for a region....Now due to the chemicals used to prolong shelf life (around two weeks) they have two bakeries servicing the same region.

In other words they lobbied the FDA to poison us with chemicals and at the same time put thousands of bakery workers out of a job.

Progress? I think not.

Not disagreeing with you, just stating the reason.

Bear in mind, it's the American consumer who wanted this. It's the convenience of buying everything in one stop instead of several different trips.

 

[Seymour Flops]

No wonder the thin mints taste the best of all! Plenty of glysophate so no bugs!

Getting aside if Girl Scout cookies are particularly healthy, I’ll still buy them just to encourage females to be females and grow up to be women with experience in sales. As far as I know, the women who run the Girl Scouts have not yet allow trannies to take it over.

But it is true that store bought Food has an incredible amount of chemical ingredients. So why single out Girl Scouts?

I recently started baking as a hobby and as another poster notice, there’s only a few ingredients in a home baked item. Also, I noticed that when baking bread it’s only good for a couple of days. Because of all the chemicals and bread that makes it last a month.

 

[Mac-7]

No wonder the thin mints taste the best of all! Plenty of glysophate so no bugs!

Getting aside if Girl Scout cookies are particularly healthy, I’ll still buy them just to encourage females to be females and grow up to be women with experience in sales. As far as I know, the women who run the Girl Scouts have not yet allow trannies to take it over.

But it is true that store bought Food has an incredible amount of chemical ingredients. So why single out Girl Scouts?

I recently started baking as a hobby and as another poster notice, there’s only a few ingredients in a home baked item. Also, I noticed that when baking bread it’s only good for a couple of days. Because of all the chemicals and bread that makes it last a month.

Why do GS cookies have so many toxic chemicals?

The only reason I can think of is to increase profits

Because its possible to bake healthy cookies is they want to

 

[Seymour Flops]

Why do GS cookies have so many toxic chemicals?

The only reason I can think of is to increase profits

Because its possible to bake healthy cookies is they want to

I feel like I addressed every one of those points in the very post you replied to.

But I’ll answer the questions one by one:

Girl Scout cookies have chemicals because every single manufactured cookie has chemicals.

Increase profits is one way to look at it. Another way to look at it is that it would not be viable to mass manufacture cookies Without chemicals, so without the chemicals, they would have no product at all, and hence no profits at all.

Yes, the girls could bake their own cookies at home and sell them. Or open lemonade stands. Or mow lawns. They chose the option of selling manufactured cookies.

I suppose every time any person or organization does something one-way there are always thousands of other ways that they could have done it.

I will also add that I doubt that the chemicals and Girl Scout cookies are as unhealthy as the sugar and the transfat. I doubt that anyone is dumb enough to buy Girl Scout cookies as a health food.

 

[Mac-7]

I feel like I addressed every one of those points in the very post you replied to.

But I’ll answer the questions one by one:

Girl Scout cookies have chemicals because every single manufactured cookie has chemicals.

Increase profits is one way to look at it. Another way to look at it is that it would not be viable to mass manufacture cookies Without chemicals, so without the chemicals, they would have no product at all, and hence no profits at all.

Yes, the girls could bake their own cookies at home and sell them. Or open lemonade stands. Or mow lawns. They chose the option of selling manufactured cookies.

I suppose every time any person or organization does something one-way there are always thousands of other ways that they could have done it.

I will also add that I doubt that the chemicals and Girl Scout cookies are as unhealthy as the sugar and the transfat. I doubt that anyone is dumb enough to buy Girl Scout cookies as a health food.

It sounds like another reason not to buy Girl Scout cookies

Btw: I like the idea of the girls baking their own cookies

 

[Foxfyre]

Clip from Joe Rogan's show. Notice no comment from GSA when asked.
Jaw dropping information.

Which is why we have a good guy heading HHS. He probably won't have time to ferret out all the toxins deliberately included in our food supply, but that is among his goals. At least we should have labeling with prominent warnings of the ingredients that have potential for harming us.

However glysophate is not banned nor restricted in Europe that tends to have more rigid restrictions on what can be included in their food supply.

The fact is a great deal of our food supply, especially those made with wheat and other grains, will test positive for glysophate. It is the most widely used herbicide in the world and winds up in our food supply. And apparently minute traces of heavy metals and such also occur naturally in our food supply.

And the fact is pretty much all storebought cookies will test positive for glysophate and heavy metals as will most other products in our food supply. The same is probably true of the flour in your pantry right now.

Is that a problem? I don't know. Having a cookie now and then never hurt anybody but in truth, they are not the healthiest of foods.

Are Girl Scout cookies safe to eat? Yes, but 2 consumer groups say they contain toxins

Lab analysis of 25 Girl Scout cookies found trace amounts of five toxic metals and an herbicide, two consumer groups said. Are they safe to eat?

www.usatoday.com

 

[Anathema]

I don’t buy them, and haven’t for years. If they were made by the girls maybe… because that would be teaching baking, a proper feminine skill. Entrepreneurship is NOT a feminine skill.

Additionally, I’m told there is 0% real Girl Scouts in the cookies themselves.

 

[Seymour Flops]

It sounds like another reason not to buy Girl Scout cookies

Btw: I like the idea of the girls baking their own cookies

Not a bad idea. I’d still buy them.

 

[Mac-7]

Not a bad idea. I’d still buy them.

I would be much more likely to buy them as long as all the money goes to the girls and not the lesbian leaders of GSA

 

[Seymour Flops]

I would be much more likely to buy them as long as all the money goes to the girls and not the lesbian leaders of GSA

What if they bake the cookies and the money only goes to their alcoholic mothers?

 

[Mac-7]

What if they bake the cookies and the money only goes to their alcoholic mothers?

It could do that anyway

 

[1srelluc]

Not disagreeing with you, just stating the reason.

Bear in mind, it's the American consumer who wanted this. It's the convenience of buying everything in one stop instead of several different trips.

Not really, I sure don't remember anyone asking me if I wanted chemical laden bread.

The various food/grocery lobbies are very powerful, but the thing is you seldom hear of them. They have greased the palms of a lot of FDA and USDA officials and the politicians that hold sway over those agencies for many decades to get away with what they do.

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Not really, I sure don't remember anyone asking me if I wanted chemical laden bread.

The various food/grocery lobbies are very powerful, but the thing is you seldom hear of them. They have greased the palms of a lot of FDA and USDA officials and the politicians that hold sway over those agencies for many decades to get away with what they do.

When my parents were kids they went to the small grocer downtown to get general household groceries and maybe fruits and vegetables if they were carried there, otherwise, they then went to the fruit stand. Then they went to the butcher shop to get their meat. Then they went to the bakery to get their bread.

One day somebody decided, hey, let's create a larger building that has all of these things in it and call it a supermarket. Then people don't have to run all over town picking up different groceries. They can get it all here. You know what happened? Everyone started going to the supermarket and the "Mom and Pop" boutique businesses started going out of business.

So yes, people wanted this. You can point the finger at whoever else you want, but if the consumer still wanted to run all over town to the small family shops to buy everything they'd still exist.