Gambling Is Skyrocketing

So you’re okay with a nanny state sometimes but not other times.

No, I’m saying people who want to gamble should be allowed to, but yes, drugs are illegal, so we have to enforce the laws
 
There's an ad on TV right now for a gambling resort. "Gamble in your room! Gamble at dinner!"

How would your spouse react to you gambling during dinner?

Gamble on the shitter! Gamble while you are having sex! Gamble at your mother's funeral!


SNL should make an ad for Kalshi.

GRANDMOTHER: Bobby, I'm afraid I spent your inheritance on this nursing home.

BOBBY: (picks up pillow) That's okay grandma. I just bet you won't survive the night.

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