Funniest USMB Posters

[paperview]

*cough*

 

[Xenophon]

*cough*

I nominate paperview, just cause I like her!

 

[Liability]

*cough*

I nominate paperview, just cause I like her!

You just like the ass on her avie. Right? Am I right?

 

[Xenophon]

*cough*

I nominate paperview, just cause I like her!

You just like the ass on her avie. Right? Am I right?

Nope.

She speaks her mind, says what she believes and has a sense of humor.

That is what I look for in people, avatars are the last thing I like about posters.

 

[paperview]

*cough*

I nominate paperview, just cause I like her!

Yay!

 

[Liability]

I nominate paperview, just cause I like her!

You just like the ass on her avie. Right? Am I right?

Nope.

She speaks her mind, says what she believes and has a sense of humor.

That is what I look for in people, avatars are the last thing I like about posters.

Oh.

So much for that then. I guess I just thought you were a bit of an "assman." No pun intended.

Paperview does speak her mind. I have to believe she means what she says, too. And, I have seen evidence there of an actual by golly sense of humor.

But the avatar rear-view is also a pleasure to behold.

 

[paperview]

You just like the ass on her avie. Right? Am I right?

Nope.

She speaks her mind, says what she believes and has a sense of humor.

That is what I look for in people, avatars are the last thing I like about posters.

Oh.

So much for that then. I guess I just thought you were a bit of an "assman." No pun intended.

Paperview does speak her mind. I have to believe she means what she says, too. And, I have seen evidence there of an actual by golly sense of humor.

But the avatar rear-view is also a pleasure to behold.

Who knew?

 

[Oddball]

*cough*

PIG FLU!!

QUARANTINE HER!!

GET THE IODINE!!

not that you're a pig, or anything like that, 'cause you're not.....

 

[Sherry]

Damn Lump, I thought I was the only one you were whispering sweet nothings to.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I think poop in a punchbowl is funny. But I like slapstick too.

You do realize that an elevated sense of humor is a sign of intelligence?

My first encounter with Shogun was a couple days ago, I updated him on a thread, I thought I was being helpful, he went off on a tangent that was just plain crude and unnecessary, not the least bit funny. Sheez... you'd think I'd stepped on his undersized penis. (just guessing there)...

Your problem is that you assumed that I gave a shit about your weekend update and that a thread that had nothing to do about abortion should have prompted me to read the entire thread in order to find out what YOU thought about abortion. Like I told you then, I don't give a shit about your opinion and wasn't even talking to you in the first place. It's rather pompous of you to imagine that we all give a shit about your notes on the subject, noobtoast, when i've taken threads to 500 posts on that one subject alone. Indeed, it must suck being such a victim too. I bet raped teenagers and parents who bury their kids are glad they don't have it as rough as you did in that thread. seriously. Maybe you should grow some fucking integument and step out from your self-induced pyre, joan of arc.

Well.. strangely enough, I consider this a vast improvement over the last meeting, no licking for one thing... Part of being a pompous noodtoast with thin integument is being uninformed and taken to task for it, you've done that, in spades, so lets move on from here, shall we?

 

[007]

Sinatra.

I find your avatar to be pornographic.

Other than that: Xotoxi.

Why is he so funny? Because a good portion of the time, people don't even realize that he's "punking" them.

Really? Well if xotoxi has "punked" you, I surely wouldn't admit it, because his posts have a definite lack of sophistication. They're more targeted towards grade school level.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Although, at times other members have tickled my funny bone (oh ya), certain members are consistently funny and just seeing their avatar makes me smile.

(sorry if I missed anyone, memories.. not so good)

Big Black Dog
Xisted 1
J. W. Frogen
Pilgrim
the team of Coyote & Phoenix (formally. Eve)
Liability
Colin
Del.. (odd sense of humor)
Xotoxi
Eagleseven
Zoomboing

Honorable mention for sly sometimes brutal humor
Strollingbones
Dis
Gunny
Dude
Xenophon

Also.. Bootneck , his jokes, his perspective, his humor is greatness

Yeah I used to be funny, I lost my gig now Im an ex comedian. I blame Obama. Ahead of the curve, hitting targets people have yet to see.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Nope.

She speaks her mind, says what she believes and has a sense of humor.

That is what I look for in people, avatars are the last thing I like about posters.

Oh.

So much for that then. I guess I just thought you were a bit of an "assman." No pun intended.

Paperview does speak her mind. I have to believe she means what she says, too. And, I have seen evidence there of an actual by golly sense of humor.

But the avatar rear-view is also a pleasure to behold.

Who knew?

I think that Avi has easily gotten her 20 rep points.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

I nominate paperview, just cause I like her!

You just like the ass on her avie. Right? Am I right?

Nope.

She speaks her mind, says what she believes and has a sense of humor.

That is what I look for in people, avatars are the last thing I like about posters.

Shit, its all Ive got.

 

[JenT]

I nominate Pale Rider and Willow

Both of them wield the sarcasm sword with expertise

Alliebaba and CrusaderFrank too, both of those have gotten me in trouble because I'm laughing too loud at the office

 

[Againsheila]

I may not be funny in myself, but I am often the cause of funny in for other people. Does that count?

works for me.

 

[Midnight Marauder]

Since when is xotoxi funny?

Fake doctors are always funny.

Didn't you know?

 

[xotoxi]

...his posts have a definite lack of sophistication. They're more targeted towards grade school level.

Which is why you don't find them humorous from your kindergarten point of view.

 

[Dis]

My rep is all full of , LMAO!, LMFAO!, , etc, so that means I'm funny.

 

[Dis]

xotoxi, xsisted. And me. I never make anyone's list. Except Huggy's, for pete's sakes.

I'm starting to feel undervalued and may shed a tear.

You aren't funny, but you are a walking ad for Mommy Dearest...