Funniest lines from a song

[CrusaderFrank]

I was listening to a Brazilian song that my Uncle translated to words as:

"Her mother assured me her daughter was a virgin, but she lived in Rio"

 

[Oddball]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

[shockedcanadian]

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man

 

[MisterBeale]

That song I just posted in the 4F makes me laugh.

 

[crossbody]

funny rap lyrics:

1. "Got so many chains, they call me Chaining Tatum"
2. "I like my beats funky, I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy"
3. Ain't nothin' but tutti-fruity. Get on the floor if ya got that booty

A funny song...

"Play that funky music white boy, Lay down the boogie and play that funky music 'til you die"

 

[Votto]

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Dunno, just don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I was listening to this song just a day or two ago and so it's the first one to come to my mind. It's from Trace's second album and once you've heard the whole song, you then might get why I am not quoting y'all any of the song lyrics. The song in its entirety is just good stuff.



God bless you and Trace always!!!

Holly (a day one fan of him)

 

[Ringo]