Funniest Inauguration Day Ever!

[toobfreak]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

No the crowds will only be small cause kung flu
Joe biden is loved by millions

 

[JGalt]

I heard there will only be a limited number of cars allowed to attend his swearing in swearing at.

They will however, be allowed to honk their horns in unison, as a show of their approval.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.




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How about this, Joe XiBiden approaches to podium to be sworn in, then a pack of DC dogs run up and attack China Joe and break his other foot...The dogs run off and the crowd cheers..
You go Dawgsss...Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof...

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I heard there will only be a limited number of cars allowed to attend his swearing in swearing at.

They will however, be allowed to honk their horns in unison, as a show of their approval.

Bunch of fucking honkies if you aks me...

 

[candycorn]

 

[JGalt]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.




View attachment 423468

How about this, Joe XiBiden approaches to podium to be sworn in, then a pack of DC dogs run up and attack China Joe and break his other foot...The dogs run off and the crowd cheers..
You go Dawgsss...Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof...
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[JackOfNoTrades]

Your shot of Trump walking away.

 

[JGalt]

Your shot of Trump walking away.
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At least he can walk. Your "president" is a duck-legged gimp who can't even stand up on his own, without his dried-up cum-dumpster of a wife helping him.

 

[toobfreak]

No the crowds will only be small cause kung flu
Joe biden is loved by millions

Millions of Chinese?

 

[toobfreak]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.




View attachment 423468

How about this, Joe XiBiden approaches to podium to be sworn in, then a pack of DC dogs run up and attack China Joe and break his other foot...The dogs run off and the crowd cheers..
You go Dawgsss...Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof...
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They may have to move the inauguration indoors---- I don't think there is any wheelchair access in the usual place, I guess no one ever considered having a president who can't WALK on two legs! Besides, that damp January air can't be good for Joe, he could get Covid Pneumonia, and besides, indoors, the cameras won't have to deal with hiding the absence of a crowd; in a small room, it'll look like someone actually showed up!

 

[toobfreak]

Your shot of Trump walking away.
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Gee Jack, I hope that was no relation of yours!

 

[JGalt]

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Your shot of Trump walking away.
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At least he can walk. Your "president" is a duck-legged gimp who can't even stand up on his own, without his dried-up cum-dumpster of a wife helping him.

Come Dumpster?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.




View attachment 423468

How about this, Joe XiBiden approaches to podium to be sworn in, then a pack of DC dogs run up and attack China Joe and break his other foot...The dogs run off and the crowd cheers..
You go Dawgsss...Who let the dogs out, woof, woof, woof...
View attachment 423470

They may have to move the inauguration indoors---- I don't think there is any wheelchair access in the usual place, I guess no one ever considered having a president who can't WALK on two legs! Besides, that damp January air can't be good for Joe, he could get Covid Pneumonia, and besides, indoors, the cameras won't have to deal with hiding the absence of a crowd; in a small room, it'll look like someone actually showed up!

There is, you roll Joe to the edge of the capital steps and then let go..Instant Camel Toe Harris as president.....

 

[JGalt]

Your shot of Trump walking away.
View attachment 423492

At least he can walk. Your "president" is a duck-legged gimp who can't even stand up on his own, without his dried-up cum-dumpster of a wife helping him.

Come Dumpster?

Well, maybe she was at one time. Nothing in that cooch now but mice and spiders.

 

[TheProgressivePatriot]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.




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Did you cum in your pants writing that?

 

[JGalt]

Gee, I just realized that if Joe is finally found to be the official winner of the election and made president, can you imagine what an inauguration it will be? The smallest in history?

From the candidate with no campaign, empty rallies and no one who actually voted FOR him, can you imagine the world looking on laughing on Inauguration Day when Trump blows off the event to go golfing at Mar A Lago and there is no one there but the Democrats all with their faces covered with black masks and umbrellas like at a funeral (or Antifa event), a few republicans, a crowd of maybe a few hundred in the drizzle below, and Joe trying to stand there with his crutches with his foot in a cast trying to balance on one leg as he keeps forgetting the lines of the swearing in, with hand on Bible?

FIRST CALL: Joe slips and falls down at the event doing a prat fall, breaking his hip to start off his first term carried out on a stretcher! You heard it here first.




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Did you cum in your pants writing that?

Not sure, but it sure gave me one of those Chris Matthews tingles down my leg.