A friend of mine and his wife wanted to have a child. When things were not working out there doctor gave them a device that he said when her body temperature was right for conception a buzzer will go off. But no physical contact until that buzzer goes off. Well days went by and no buzzer and things were getting sort of tense between them. Well, there she was one morning holding a jug of milk .bacon and a dozen eggs, and the buzzer went off. Her husband and her threw down the milk it busted on the floor and the bacon and eggs went as well busted eggs ,bacon in all that milk. They tore off each other clothes and had made love right there in all that mess on the floor. She sure she's pregnant , but that grocery store manager said to put there clothes back on, clean up the mess and buy there groceries some where else from now on.