From Time Magazine: 11 ways to cope on inauguration day

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This isn't satire, it's an actual Time Magazine web article titled ""11 ways to avoid spiraling on Inauguration Day."

Some of the suggestions are "forest bathing" and communal crying. :laughing0301:

11 Things to Do on Inauguration Day That Are Great for Your Mental Health​


"On Monday, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 47th President of the United States. For some, it’s a highly anticipated day of celebration. Others have been dreading it—and would happily finagle a deal with the universe to skip to some other day four years down the road instead.

Why so much distress after months of processing the outcome of this divisive election? Many people are probably catastrophizing, experts say, a cognitive distortion that involves fixating on the worst possible outcome and believing it’s bound to happen. The thinking goes like this: “‘Oh my God, if everything is going to have to be that way, and follow that thread, then we’re all going to die,’” says Emiliana Simon-Thomas, science director at the University of California at Berkeley’s Greater Good Science Center.

Yet that’s not a helpful or productive way to pass Inauguration Day (and all the days that follow). “I'm very far from the kind of excessively optimistic person who just tries to put their head in the clouds and pretend it's not happening,” Simon-Thomas says. “But I do think it’s worth remembering that this is one moment—this is one four-year term, and things change both quickly and very slowly. That kind of perspective can diminish that sense of hopelessness.”

We asked experts to share their favorite science-backed suggestions for how to spend Inauguration Day if you happen to be dreading it...."

11 Things to Do on Inauguration Day That Are Great for Your Mental Health
 

Do some forest bathing.....


We need a forest like Japan has where despondent people go to off themselves.
Averaging over 100 suicides a year, Japan's Aokigahara forest has a grisly history that has earned it the nickname of "Suicide Forest."


But hey, any patch of woods will do. ;)
 
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How about have the bartender prepare you a nice T&T, Tanqueray and Thorazine to mellow you out? Or perhaps a H&H, Hennessey and Haldol for our black lib friends?
 
This isn't satire, it's an actual Time Magazine web article titled ""11 ways to avoid spiraling on Inauguration Day."

Some of the suggestions are "forest bathing" and communal crying. :laughing0301:

11 Things to Do on Inauguration Day That Are Great for Your Mental Health​


"On Monday, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 47th President of the United States. For some, it’s a highly anticipated day of celebration. Others have been dreading it—and would happily finagle a deal with the universe to skip to some other day four years down the road instead.

Why so much distress after months of processing the outcome of this divisive election? Many people are probably catastrophizing, experts say, a cognitive distortion that involves fixating on the worst possible outcome and believing it’s bound to happen. The thinking goes like this: “‘Oh my God, if everything is going to have to be that way, and follow that thread, then we’re all going to die,’” says Emiliana Simon-Thomas, science director at the University of California at Berkeley’s Greater Good Science Center.

Yet that’s not a helpful or productive way to pass Inauguration Day (and all the days that follow). “I'm very far from the kind of excessively optimistic person who just tries to put their head in the clouds and pretend it's not happening,” Simon-Thomas says. “But I do think it’s worth remembering that this is one moment—this is one four-year term, and things change both quickly and very slowly. That kind of perspective can diminish that sense of hopelessness.”

We asked experts to share their favorite science-backed suggestions for how to spend Inauguration Day if you happen to be dreading it...."

11 Things to Do on Inauguration Day That Are Great for Your Mental Health
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I wish there was a certainty that President Trump could do away with the lying "media".


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I need a fresh jar of high quality POPCORN
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Glad I live at least 25 miles from anyone who takes this ridiculous lib shit seriously. I occasionally have to drive into town to get some groceries, but otherwise, anyone acting this way will be looked at sideways and thrown out of my quiet little town.


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This isn't satire, it's an actual Time Magazine web article titled ""11 ways to avoid spiraling on Inauguration Day."

Some of the suggestions are "forest bathing" and communal crying. :laughing0301:

11 Things to Do on Inauguration Day That Are Great for Your Mental Health​


"On Monday, Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 47th President of the United States. For some, it’s a highly anticipated day of celebration. Others have been dreading it—and would happily finagle a deal with the universe to skip to some other day four years down the road instead.

Why so much distress after months of processing the outcome of this divisive election? Many people are probably catastrophizing, experts say, a cognitive distortion that involves fixating on the worst possible outcome and believing it’s bound to happen. The thinking goes like this: “‘Oh my God, if everything is going to have to be that way, and follow that thread, then we’re all going to die,’” says Emiliana Simon-Thomas, science director at the University of California at Berkeley’s Greater Good Science Center.

Yet that’s not a helpful or productive way to pass Inauguration Day (and all the days that follow). “I'm very far from the kind of excessively optimistic person who just tries to put their head in the clouds and pretend it's not happening,” Simon-Thomas says. “But I do think it’s worth remembering that this is one moment—this is one four-year term, and things change both quickly and very slowly. That kind of perspective can diminish that sense of hopelessness.”

We asked experts to share their favorite science-backed suggestions for how to spend Inauguration Day if you happen to be dreading it...."

11 Things to Do on Inauguration Day That Are Great for Your Mental Health
I'm just gonna grab some popcorn and a soda......and watch the clown show roll into town.
I wonder if he'll bring Spicey back to crow about how big his inauguration crowd was? :auiqs.jpg:
 
I'm just gonna grab some popcorn and a soda......and watch the clown show roll into town.
I wonder if he'll bring Spicey back to crow about how big his inauguration crowd was? :auiqs.jpg:

Well it's good to know you've made it to the last stage and finally accepted the fact that Donald J. Trump is your President for the next four years.

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Well it's good to know you've made it to the last stage and finally accepted the fact that Donald J. Trump is your President for the next four years.

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Yes, Skippy is President.
Unfortunately for you, the outcome has already been predetermined. Clown show.

I am going to have fun watching him fall flat on his face sputtering when he could have been retired and scamming people out of their money.
Hopefully, they don't walk into the Oval Office one day and find him decaying. :)
 
Yes, Skippy is President.
Unfortunately for you, the outcome has already been predetermined. Clown show.

I am going to have fun watching him fall flat on his face sputtering when he could have been retired and scamming people out of their money.
Hopefully, they don't walk into the Oval Office one day and find him decaying. :)
He will not make it 4 years.
 
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