Found this gem again.

He completely flopped. The 'gosh, aren't I cute?' thing doesn't work unless you are in a room full of people who adore you.
 
He completely flopped. The 'gosh, aren't I cute?' thing doesn't work unless you are in a room full of people who adore you.

You say that like he gave a shit about the people in that room.
 
Maybe that's why he flopped pathetically.
 
He flopped the same way any comedian flops. He wasn't funny and his audience didn't appreciate his bit.
 
His audience was largely silent because it wasn't the usual crowd of stoned idiots working their way towards dropping out of college and sucking his balls.
 
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