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[Paulie]

This is multiple choice, so you can pick all three if you want, just as long as you understand that she doesn't exist

 

[Phoenix]

You presumptuous bastard!

"Doesn't exist" - my ass.

 

[RadiomanATL]

You presumptuous bastard!

"Doesn't exist" - my ass.

I would assume that you are missing #2.

Not that this is a bad thing

 

[Paulie]

Yeah, missing #2 isn't necessarily a bad thing.

They're the fun ones.

 

[Phoenix]

I would assume that you are missing #2.

Not that this is a bad thing

Hey - any woman that will wing a cast iron skillet at your head in the middle of an argument will rock your world in the sack. Always remember that.

 

[Paulie]

I would assume that you are missing #2.

Not that this is a bad thing

Hey - any woman that will wing a cast iron skillet at your head in the middle of an argument will rock your world in the sack. Always remember that.

Exactly

 

[Phoenix]

Exactly

Of course, some women just tend to level the playing field when the menfolk try intimidation maneuvers.

Just cuz y'all are bigger than us doesn't mean you get to loom over us instead of just having a good, logical, RATIONAL argument.

 

[Phoenix]

I would assume that you are missing #2.

Not that this is a bad thing

And how can you even say this, Radio?

Am I not the one that lotions up your poodle?

 

[Toro]

All of the above.

 

[Paulie]

Exactly

Of course, some women just tend to level the playing field when the menfolk try intimidation maneuvers.

Just cuz y'all are bigger than us doesn't mean you get to loom over us instead of just having a good, logical, RATIONAL argument.

I was already turned on the moment you grabbed a cooking object. If you need to throw it and get it out of your system, by all means, let it out and then lets go to this sack you speak of

 

[Phoenix]

I was already turned on the moment you grabbed a cooking object. If you need to throw it and get it out of your system, by all means, let it out and then lets go to this sack you speak of

Won't your wife or girlfriend ... or both of them get a bit irritated by that?

Oh, and I have excellent aim, btw.

 

[Paulie]

I was already turned on the moment you grabbed a cooking object. If you need to throw it and get it out of your system, by all means, let it out and then lets go to this sack you speak of

Won't your wife or girlfriend ... or both of them get a bit irritated by that?

I don't have either of those. I'm trying to cut down.

 

[Phoenix]

I don't have either of those. I'm trying to cut down.

Makes sense, what with the economy the way it is and all.

I blame Bush.

 

[Paulie]

I don't have either of those. I'm trying to cut down.

Makes sense, what with the economy the way it is and all.

I blame Bush.

Really...

Who can afford em anymore?

 

[Phoenix]

Really...

Who can afford em anymore?

I know I can't.

 

[JBeukema]

Exactly

Of course, some women just tend to level the playing field when the menfolk try intimidation maneuvers.

Just cuz y'all are bigger than us doesn't mean you get to loom over us instead of just having a good, logical, RATIONAL argument.

Clearly, you don't understand how the world works.

 

[Phoenix]

Clearly, you don't understand how the world works.

Clearly, you ain't ever argued with me, sweetheart.

 

[JBeukema]

I don't need rational argument. I'll just grab you by the throat and drag you to the bed...


It's how I win most of my arguments...

 

[Phoenix]

I don't need rational argument. I'll just grab you by the throat and drag you to the bed...


It's how I win most of my arguments...

Hah! You wish!

 

[JBeukema]