For a Million Dollars

[PixieStix]

What would you do for a million bucks? Please keep it clean

I asked myself a question the other day

If someone offered me a million dollars for my Dog,would I sell him?

The answer is NO way, I could never live with myself. He is part of my family

 

[RetiredGySgt]

What would you do for a million bucks? Please keep it clean

I asked myself a question the other day

If someone offered me a million dollars for my Dog,would I sell him?

The answer is NO way, I could never live with myself. He is part of my family

So how much is your family worth? 10 million? 100 million? Less? More?

 

[uscitizen]

I do have this one cat that would be suprised if I was made such an offer.

 

[PixieStix]

What would you do for a million bucks? Please keep it clean

I asked myself a question the other day

If someone offered me a million dollars for my Dog,would I sell him?

The answer is NO way, I could never live with myself. He is part of my family

So how much is your family worth? 10 million? 100 million? Less? More?

Priceless!!

 

[PixieStix]

I do have this one cat that would be suprised if I was made such an offer.

But would you take a million for your pet?

 

[uscitizen]

What would you do for a million bucks? Please keep it clean

I asked myself a question the other day

If someone offered me a million dollars for my Dog,would I sell him?

The answer is NO way, I could never live with myself. He is part of my family

So how much is your family worth? 10 million? 100 million? Less? More?

Priceless!!

Not to tort reform.

What is the dollar value on a human life?

 

[JW Frogen]

**** the dog, I will sell myself for a million dollars.

Unfortunately right now I am trading just under the dollar and falling faster than a Euro.

 

[PixieStix]

**** the dog, I will sell myself for a million dollars.

Unfortunately right now I am trading just under the dollar.

Highest bidder loses?

 

[uscitizen]

**** the dog, I will sell myself for a million dollars.

Unfortunately right now I am trading just under the dollar and falling faster than a Euro.

Many sell themselves at a huge discount.
It is a buyers market out there right now.

 

[JW Frogen]

**** the dog, I will sell myself for a million dollars.

Unfortunately right now I am trading just under the dollar.

Highest bidder loses?

Sort of like the Western Australian Real Estate market.

Still, I offer good views.

 

[xsited1]

What would you do for a million bucks?

I sell to this place for a million bucks:

The Sperm Bank of California www.thespermbankofca.org

 

[uscitizen]

What would you do for a million bucks?

I sell to this place for a million bucks:

The Sperm Bank of California www.thespermbankofca.org

I hear they got TARP money?

 

[George Costanza]

The question is not, what would you do for a million bucks. The question is: (something horrible posited) - would you do this for a million bucks?

Would you agree that your spouse could have sex with someone else for a million bucks? No? How about four hundred million?

Reminds me of that old, old joke: Guy says to the girl, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" She says yes. He then says, "OK, would you have sex with me for thirty dollars?," to which she indignantly replies, "Of course not - what kind of a girl do you think I am," to which he replies, "We've already established that. Now we're just haggling over a price."

 

[George Costanza]

Totally off topic, but why, all of a sudden, am I having to scroll back and forth, horizontally, to read posts? It's like this now on all threads. Adn it's annoying as all get out.

What's up?

Edit note: I take that back - not on all threads; but a lot of them. I thought someone with a huge sig pic caused that, but there is no such on this thread.

 

[RadiomanATL]

****, I'd damn ******* well EAT my dog for a million bucks.

Sorry girl, jump up on the grill now...

 

[PixieStix]

****, I'd damn ******* well EAT my dog for a million bucks.

Sorry girl, jump up on the grill now...

Hot dignity dog huh? Would you really? How old is the poor girl?

 

[RadiomanATL]

****, I'd damn ******* well EAT my dog for a million bucks.

Sorry girl, jump up on the grill now...

Hot dignity dog huh? Would you really? How old is the poor girl?

18 months.

Nice and tender....

 

[George Costanza]

Never mind about the damn dog - now I'm curious. Fourteen million, how about that? Fourteen million for your spouse to go to bed with someone else. One time only. Further, your spouse says OK. Fourteen million.

Well?

 

[PixieStix]

****, I'd damn ******* well EAT my dog for a million bucks.

Sorry girl, jump up on the grill now...

Hot dignity dog huh? Would you really? How old is the poor girl?

18 months.

Nice and tender....

Well, that answers why you could do it, my boy is 13 years old, and I bred him into existence. He has earned his part in my heart

 

[RadiomanATL]

Never mind about the damn dog - now I'm curious. Fourteen million, how about that? Fourteen million for your spouse to go to bed with someone else. One time only. Further, your spouse says OK. Fourteen million.

Well?

I'll let you **** her and I'll help hold your dick for 14 million George.