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Here's a fun Americana legend story inspired by films like Stander and Celebrity to retire from short-story writing, so I hope you read this fable and find it...designed! Stay safe (and God bless!),
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Alan Satan, an Algerian, lived and grew up in Algeria. He was a fan of saree fashion marketing and espionage films. He never traveled outside Algeria and India. He was in India running a saree women's fashion business. He was very intelligent and savvy!
ALAN SATAN: "My sarees are standardized, streamlined, stylish, and sophisticated, which is why they're very monetary!"
Satan changed his life completely after he visited America for the first time in his life and attended a fun Philadelphia Flyers (NHL) men's professional ice-hockey game. He was enthralled by the NHL and fell in love with a beautiful Flyers fan in the crowd named Jamie. They got married and he settled in America with Jamie.
Jamie reminded him of a gorgeous Algerian model Alan met as a young man in Algeria and never forgot and kept magazine photos of for his saree style collection and journals. Jamie may well as have been this model that forever hypnotized Alan Satan in Algeria.
Alan became a Flyers fanatic and settled down in Philadelphia and opened an Indian saree store in Philly so he could attend Flyers (NHL) games regularly. He was becoming a true American.
Alan decided to become a bank robber after noticing that Americans had always been cowboys with a special flair towards capitalism and fortune. Thieves colored American history and became romanticized in the books. Alan recruited three allies to form a bank robbing team called the Ex-Presidents. These thieves robbed 15 banks all along the East Coast in just 6 months and evaded the police perfectly. Their knack was to go in and out of the bank with theatrics designed to get the guards and managers to help them expediently and without commotion.
Alan Satan felt like an American legend now and opened a private large bank account in LA. He purchased his wife Jamie a Lamborghini so she could drive it around and drive him to Flyers (NHL) games. Alan only visited LA now to tend to his large bank account.
A detective from Algeria suspected Alan was behind the East Coast bank robberies, since she had a theory that a recently immigrated ambitious businessman from Asia or the Middle East may have been connected to the robberies. She knew about Alan's saree business in Algeria/India and thought he was one of the Ex-Presidents. She vowed to capture him or at least find clues!
Alan and his cohorts stole only money mostly but on one robbery, they took a ton of expensive diamonds from the bank vault's safe-box belonging to a druglord. Alan and the Ex-Presidents left a note at this robbery which read, "We're the 'leviathan' of modern American diaries."
Alan converted to Christianity and purchased an expensive gem crucifix for his Philadelphia estate for Jamie. They cherished it.
Is Alan a typical American...or an odd duck? What do you think?
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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Alan Satan, an Algerian, lived and grew up in Algeria. He was a fan of saree fashion marketing and espionage films. He never traveled outside Algeria and India. He was in India running a saree women's fashion business. He was very intelligent and savvy!
ALAN SATAN: "My sarees are standardized, streamlined, stylish, and sophisticated, which is why they're very monetary!"
Satan changed his life completely after he visited America for the first time in his life and attended a fun Philadelphia Flyers (NHL) men's professional ice-hockey game. He was enthralled by the NHL and fell in love with a beautiful Flyers fan in the crowd named Jamie. They got married and he settled in America with Jamie.
Jamie reminded him of a gorgeous Algerian model Alan met as a young man in Algeria and never forgot and kept magazine photos of for his saree style collection and journals. Jamie may well as have been this model that forever hypnotized Alan Satan in Algeria.
Alan became a Flyers fanatic and settled down in Philadelphia and opened an Indian saree store in Philly so he could attend Flyers (NHL) games regularly. He was becoming a true American.
Alan decided to become a bank robber after noticing that Americans had always been cowboys with a special flair towards capitalism and fortune. Thieves colored American history and became romanticized in the books. Alan recruited three allies to form a bank robbing team called the Ex-Presidents. These thieves robbed 15 banks all along the East Coast in just 6 months and evaded the police perfectly. Their knack was to go in and out of the bank with theatrics designed to get the guards and managers to help them expediently and without commotion.
Alan Satan felt like an American legend now and opened a private large bank account in LA. He purchased his wife Jamie a Lamborghini so she could drive it around and drive him to Flyers (NHL) games. Alan only visited LA now to tend to his large bank account.
A detective from Algeria suspected Alan was behind the East Coast bank robberies, since she had a theory that a recently immigrated ambitious businessman from Asia or the Middle East may have been connected to the robberies. She knew about Alan's saree business in Algeria/India and thought he was one of the Ex-Presidents. She vowed to capture him or at least find clues!
Alan and his cohorts stole only money mostly but on one robbery, they took a ton of expensive diamonds from the bank vault's safe-box belonging to a druglord. Alan and the Ex-Presidents left a note at this robbery which read, "We're the 'leviathan' of modern American diaries."
Alan converted to Christianity and purchased an expensive gem crucifix for his Philadelphia estate for Jamie. They cherished it.
Is Alan a typical American...or an odd duck? What do you think?
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
