Billy_Kinetta
Paladin of the Lost Hour
- Mar 4, 2013
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First, there was "global cooling", the coming Ice Age. No one bought it.
Then there was "global warming", crop failures, global starvation. No one bought it.
Then there was "climate change". "We're just all effed up." No one bought it.
And now, in blast of product geniusness, we have -
Wait for it -
"Solar Cooling."
Surely an anthropogenic cause. We've made the sun sad. Tell Little Greta to wear yellow.
Weather warning: Earth could be hit by MINI ICE-AGE as Sun ‘hibernates’
Then there was "global warming", crop failures, global starvation. No one bought it.
Then there was "climate change". "We're just all effed up." No one bought it.
And now, in blast of product geniusness, we have -
Wait for it -
"Solar Cooling."
Surely an anthropogenic cause. We've made the sun sad. Tell Little Greta to wear yellow.
Weather warning: Earth could be hit by MINI ICE-AGE as Sun ‘hibernates’