Federal Republic of Germany Jubilation Thread

[Bleipriester]

Well, there is the opportunity to change one´s mind anytime, right?
No more pessimism, lets have a glass that almost contains something, instead.

What a good day to be here!
Nobody shot me today - unlike in ******* Austria, people are still alive - some of them at least!
Nobody stabbed me today - only do-gooders get stabbed here!
Nobody ran over me today - that only happens to happy people!

 

[Oddball]

 

[Bleipriester]

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I am changing my mind like Morty does three times a day.

Never owning a car in my life protected me from deadly incidents!

Having food once a week didn´t make me obese!

Gratefully I stayed homeless, thus saving my community the expensive rent!

I also helped defending the state of law and democracy by allowing them to sentence me for nazi hate speech that lapsed already!

 

[Bleipriester]

Poor **** living in a bum housing doesn´t have too much problems with burglars!

 

[Bleipriester]

Only human being on earth that never had to file a tax return!

 

[Bleipriester]

I never paid GEZ (State TV fee) and no ***** were given!

 

[Bleipriester]

 

[Bleipriester]

Tonight the cops where here again. They walked their dog around my house and alongside my usual cigarette smoking strolling path. I wonder what they intended to find - probably something that makes me less vulnerable to their terror breed. Just end the terror, that is the only practicable solution.

 

[Bleipriester]

Suspected explosives: SEK operation in Remscheid​

As of: 06.06.2025, 14:53

The SEK stormed an apartment building in Remscheid on Thursday - on suspicion of explosives.

By Raphaela Biermann
Two men were injured during the SEK operation that evening. Around 7 p.m., police raided an apartment in an apartment building in a residential area in the Remscheid district of Rosenhügel.

Public prosecutor speaks of possible threat situation​

The 41-year-old resident has been under investigation for some time. There were alleged indications that he possessed explosives. He allegedly threatened the police beforehand that he would "blow them up." This was the reason for last night's operation. The public prosecutor's office even spoke of a possible threat.

The man is a family man. According to police, a 22-year-old man who was also present in the apartment allegedly attacked the special operations unit. So far, all they've said is that two men were injured during the raid, and one was hospitalized. However, nothing was found during the SEK operation.

Polizei vermutete Sprengsatz in Remscheider Wohnhaus

Das SEK hat ein Mehrfamilienhaus in Remscheid gestürmt - wegen des Verdachts auf Sprengstoff. Zwei Männer wurden verletzt.

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It looks like I am not their best friend in town. There are fiercer rebels and it is time to place their assets in their houses.

 

[Bleipriester]

Here, get my bomb:

https://www.bamsoftware.com/hacks/zipbomb/zbxl.zip