FBI raids Mar-a-Lago again. Trump suspected of starting MacDonald's e Coli outbreak!

MarathonMike

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It didn't take long for crack investigators to determine that Donald Trump is the prime suspect in starting the e Coli outbreak sweeping the country! An unnamed source called into an FBI tip line and said he found a blondish orangish hair in his quarter pounder. That was all the FBI needed to hear. A hazmat unit was quickly assembled and Mar-a-Lago was stormed at 4 am. Donald Trump was not home. Melania was treated respectfully as several members of the team frisked her for possible uh um reasons. The house was ransacked again and oddly another picture with empty classified folders was taken in their living room. :confused-84:
More to come on this blockbuster development!
 
It didn't take long for crack investigators to determine that Donald Trump is the prime suspect in starting the e Coli outbreak sweeping the country! An unnamed source called into an FBI tip line and said he found a blondish orangish hair in his quarter pounder. That was all the FBI needed to hear. A hazmat unit was quickly assembled and Mar-a-Lago was stormed at 4 am. Donald Trump was not home. Melania was treated respectfully as several members of the team frisked her for possible uh um reasons. The house was ransacked again and oddly another picture with empty classified folders was taken in their living room. :confused-84:
More to come on this blockbuster development!
He was handling food with shit dripping down his pants what did he expect
 

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