Fauci retiring just before having to answer questions from Republicans.

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Constant accusations and assaults on his character, integrity, and career, can work him down. He's made of flesh. Time to retire.

If that were the case, he should have retired in 2021.

 

[WEATHER53]

He wants out of Dodge just as the political winds will no longer provide cover for his madman actions and concoctions

 

[skye]

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement LOL

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December. The scientific community is already announcing mass resignations now that the High Priest and the mediator between mankind and the laws of nature will be gone. Experts are predicting a dangerous rise in superstition, divination, and Twitter misinformation without the wise and infallible words of Fauci there to guide humanity toward safety and ultimate perfection.

"This is a disaster," said one scientist. "We are surely headed for another Dark Age without the transcendent wisdom of Gaia's Oracle here to guide us. The end is nigh."

Sources say Fauci plans to spend retirement golfing, spending time with family, and weaponizing Monkeypox in his basement.

World In Panic As Science Announces Retirement

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The entire world is in a panic this morning at the news that Dr. Fauci, the living embodiment of science itself, will be retiring in December. The scientific community is already announcing mass resignations now that the High Priest and the mediator between mankind and the...

babylonbee.com

 

[Missourian]

They can call him out of private life for the hearings, I'm pretty sure.

And if he ignores the subpoena, send him to prison like Steve Bannon. Hell... Let them share a cell.

 

[skye]

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

And if he ignores the subpoena, send him to prison like Steve Bannon. Hell... Let them share a cell.

Bannon is NOT in prison, yet.

 

[Missourian]

Bannon is NOT in prison, yet.

I know...I listened to him on Human Events from yesterday. Point is...if they want Bannon in jail for disregard a Congressional subpoena... Fauci gets to go too.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

I know...I listened to him on Human Events from yesterday. Point is...if they want Bannon in jail for disregard a Congressional subpoena... Fauci gets to go too.

How do you share a cell with someone who is not in prison, dumbass?

 

[Missourian]

How do you share a cell with someone who is not in prison, dumbass?

do you ever tire of being an insufferable bore?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

do you ever tire of being an insufferable bore?

No. Do you ever tire of being an idiot?

 

[miketx]

No. Do you ever tire of being an idiot?

Dude, stfu.

 

[Missourian]

No. Do you ever tire of being an idiot?

Do you know how you keep an insufferable bore in suspense?

 

[miketx]

Do you know how you keep an insufferable bore in suspense?

Tell him later...

 

[Batcat]

A worm to the end. Running off before Reps get control of the House and he has to answer tough questions,

Conservatives, politicians and more react to Anthony Fauci stepping down: 'A blueprint of what not to do'

Conservatives, politicians and more responded to the news that Dr. Anthony Fauci would be retiring as the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases.

www.foxnews.com

Perhaps he will retire to Wuhan, China.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Do you know how you keep an insufferable bore in suspense?

You don't answer when they ask stupid questions.