Blackrook
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- Jun 20, 2014
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My girlfriend and I watched a rom-com called "Falling Inn Love." It's about an American woman who wins a contest and gets an inn in New Zealand. She meets a man there and falls in love.
I said to my girlfriend, "I know why it's called 'Falling Inn Love' -- it's because ---"
"No, you don't!" she shouted at me, in a vain attempt to stop me.
" --- there's an INN and ---"
"No!"
"--- and a couple ---"
"Stop!"
"--- FALL IN LOVE!"
I didn't get sex that night.
I said to my girlfriend, "I know why it's called 'Falling Inn Love' -- it's because ---"
"No, you don't!" she shouted at me, in a vain attempt to stop me.
" --- there's an INN and ---"
"No!"
"--- and a couple ---"
"Stop!"
"--- FALL IN LOVE!"
I didn't get sex that night.