Facts about guns

[miketx]

Guns are scary. This is a fact. They commit terrible crimes of their own accord, without any kind of input from an evil human being at all. But it's important to know the facts about guns, since we live in a society.
Here are some of the scariest - but true - facts about firearms:

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• A 9mm bullet can blow a lung right out of your body. - Fact-check: true.

• An AR-15 weighs as much as ten moving boxes. - Wow, that's heavy!

• A ghost gun is completely invisible and can fire a 30 magazine clip in half a second. - Where's the lie?

• Fully-semi-automatic rifles with extended clip triggers and shoulder things that go up are 3.5x deadlier than regular fully-semi-auto rifles. - That's over 3x deadlier.

• Guns are 3.5 times more deadly when wielded by a cis-white male. - No surprise there.

• The average American male owns 471 guns. - And sometimes, they CROSS STATE LINES!

• The smell of gunpowder is scientifically shown to make people more racist. - That explains a lot.

• The dreaded Gauss Cannon in Doom Eternal propels metal spikes from a magnetized chamber at extremely high velocities causing demons' heads to literally explode in giant torrential downpours of blood. - Thanks to the NRA, these are actually legal.

• Bullets emit carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas. - Guns are killing people, but more importantly, they're killing the PLANET.

• Many guns are made out of the exact same metal used to build Trump Tower. - Coincidence? I think not!

• 12 million sea turtles are killed by assault guns every minute. - This is so sad.

• Abraham Lincoln was killed by a gun. If guns didn't exist, he'd still be alive today. - He could've banned racism.

• Bob Gun invented the gun to kill deer in 1704, and Hitler adapted them for killing humans in 1935. - Before that, nobody had ever been murdered before.

• Alec Baldwin still has access to guns. - A terrifying thought.

• 32% of self-inflicted wounds come from Bugs Bunny bending back the barrel of the gun to point it at the shooter. - And if Bugs Bunny ties the barrels of your shotgun into a bow, it could blow up in your face! Not good!

• Democrats claim black guns are much more dangerous than other races of guns. - Sounds kinda racist, bro.

• Guns are referred to as "magic fire sticks" by Native Americans. - And Elizabeth Warren.

• If you shoot a red barrel with a gun it will instantly explode. - Every time.

• Guns can be used to overthrow governments. - Why would we ever want to do that? We can totally trust the government!

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We hope these scary-but-true facts helped you learn something about America's deadly gun culture. If you know someone with guns, encourage them to turn them in to the government right away!

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[JoeMoma]

I like the true facts much more than the false facts (or non-binary facts).
Very educational thread.

 

[Canon Shooter]

The smell of gunpowder is scientifically shown to make people more racist.

My smokin' hot Puerto Rican girlfriend gets is sexually aroused by the smell of gunpowder.

We go to the range often...

 

[JoeMoma]

My smokin' hot Puerto Rican girlfriend gets is sexually aroused by the smell of gunpowder.

We go to the range often...

That "fact" should be updated -- the smell of gunpowder makes white people more racist. W all know, thanks IM2, that people of color cannot be racist.

 

[BULLDOG]

Guns are scary. This is a fact. They commit terrible crimes of their own accord, without any kind of input from an evil human being at all. But it's important to know the facts about guns, since we live in a society.
Here are some of the scariest - but true - facts about firearms:

---

• A 9mm bullet can blow a lung right out of your body. - Fact-check: true.

• An AR-15 weighs as much as ten moving boxes. - Wow, that's heavy!

• A ghost gun is completely invisible and can fire a 30 magazine clip in half a second. - Where's the lie?

• Fully-semi-automatic rifles with extended clip triggers and shoulder things that go up are 3.5x deadlier than regular fully-semi-auto rifles. - That's over 3x deadlier.

• Guns are 3.5 times more deadly when wielded by a cis-white male. - No surprise there.

• The average American male owns 471 guns. - And sometimes, they CROSS STATE LINES!

• The smell of gunpowder is scientifically shown to make people more racist. - That explains a lot.

• The dreaded Gauss Cannon in Doom Eternal propels metal spikes from a magnetized chamber at extremely high velocities causing demons' heads to literally explode in giant torrential downpours of blood. - Thanks to the NRA, these are actually legal.

• Bullets emit carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas. - Guns are killing people, but more importantly, they're killing the PLANET.

• Many guns are made out of the exact same metal used to build Trump Tower. - Coincidence? I think not!

• 12 million sea turtles are killed by assault guns every minute. - This is so sad.

• Abraham Lincoln was killed by a gun. If guns didn't exist, he'd still be alive today. - He could've banned racism.

• Bob Gun invented the gun to kill deer in 1704, and Hitler adapted them for killing humans in 1935. - Before that, nobody had ever been murdered before.

• Alec Baldwin still has access to guns. - A terrifying thought.

• 32% of self-inflicted wounds come from Bugs Bunny bending back the barrel of the gun to point it at the shooter. - And if Bugs Bunny ties the barrels of your shotgun into a bow, it could blow up in your face! Not good!

• Democrats claim black guns are much more dangerous than other races of guns. - Sounds kinda racist, bro.

• Guns are referred to as "magic fire sticks" by Native Americans. - And Elizabeth Warren.

• If you shoot a red barrel with a gun it will instantly explode. - Every time.

• Guns can be used to overthrow governments. - Why would we ever want to do that? We can totally trust the government!

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We hope these scary-but-true facts helped you learn something about America's deadly gun culture. If you know someone with guns, encourage them to turn them in to the government right away!

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Thank you for your post. While what you call "scary-but-true-facts" are not true or facts, thay are actually all silly straw men that the disengenuous gun nuts have actually used in an effort to advance their cause. It does teach a lot about the childish, lying, deadly gun nut culture.

 

[miketx]

Thank you for your post. While what you call "scary-but-true-facts" are not true or facts, thay are actually all silly straw men that the disengenuous gun nuts have actually used in an effort to advance their cause. It does teach a lot about the childish, lying, deadly gun nut culture.

Lol, true to form not one of these lying vermin have a sense of humor.

 

[BULLDOG]

Lol, true to form not one of these lying vermin have a sense of humor.

Laughing at you is not the same thing as laughing with you. I don't think you completely understand that.

 

[miketx]

Laughing at you is not the same thing as laughing with you. I don't think you completely understand that.

There it is, the classic babble you all spew! Lol, predictable as smell from a turd!

 

[BULLDOG]

There it is, the classic babble you all spew! Lol, predictable as smell from a turd!

I never question your expertice on turd smells, or anything shit related. I just don't find it as entertaining as you seem to think it is.

 

[miketx]

I never question your expertice on turd smells, or anything shit related. I just don't find it as entertaining as you seem to think it is.

Damn, when this idiot starts babbling bullshit he really let's go! Lmao!

 

[Flash]

Thank you for your post. While what you call "scary-but-true-facts" are not true or facts, thay are actually all silly straw men that the disengenuous gun nuts have actually used in an effort to advance their cause. It does teach a lot about the childish, lying, deadly gun nut culture.

The fucking President of the US (Joe Potatohead) publicly proclaimed the first one to be true.

President Potatohead wasn't lying, was he?

Several of the other ones have been stated in some form or another by theses idiot anti gun nuts.

All these moronic Libtards are very concerned about the last, which, by the way is true, and that is why they want to do away with our Constitutional right to keep and bear arms. They want the US to be a Socialist Shithole and do not want the people to ever have the power to ever overthrow it.

 

[rupol2000]

I said long ago that the Trumpsters and the leftists will try to "prove" that weapons are not needed, but queers are needed.

In fact, the problem here is that everyone has forgotten the meaning of the 2nd Amendment. The point here is mainly the right to rebel, and therefore weapons should be available. Although a certain order with this will not hurt. Anyone who owns a gun should be trained by the state militias.

 

[rupol2000]

We hope these scary-but-true facts helped you learn something about America's deadly gun culture

The American nation is generally unique, it's a pity that the left-wing faggots and Trumpsters began to forget about it. In this alien for them culture, they can have their balls shot off.
On the other hand, why do faggots need their balls?

 

[miketx]

On the other hand, why do faggots need their balls?

So you can wash them.

 

[rupol2000]

So you can wash them.

you already licked them, are they still not clean enough?

 

[Innocynioc]

Bulldog, I have noticed that in the portrait of yourself which appears beside each of your posts one of your teats is hanging out, but you paste a red dot over the most interesting part. Is the red dot meant to signify that you are a Republican?

 

[rupol2000]

Bulldog, I have noticed that in the portrait of yourself which appears beside each of your posts one of your teats is hanging out, but you paste a red dot over the most interesting part. Is the red dot meant to signify that you are a Republican?

I think Trump's hint meant exactly that. Very subtle hint

 

[rupol2000]

Looks like pretty panties are showing through.

 

[miketx]

Looks like pretty panties are showing through.

You like looking at mens asses.

 

[BULLDOG]

Bulldog, I have noticed that in the portrait of yourself which appears beside each of your posts one of your teats is hanging out, but you paste a red dot over the most interesting part. Is the red dot meant to signify that you are a Republican?

Nipples aren't allowed to be seen here. That red dot covers it.