Wow, you'd think there would be a memo or something about that. I checked around, and no one has even seen a cult in this area. We told them what to look out for, how big it was, what color was, how many legs it had, all that stuff, but nope, nobody's seen anything like that at all. We heard tell there might be one up the road apiece, but that's just speculation based on a Hillary sign somebody stuck in somebody else's front yard as a Halloween prank. It made the whole neighborhood mad, I'm telling you, cause nobody wants that around these parts. But no, there's nothing like that around here, just normal, everyday folk, none of this bizarre tomfoolery you guys keep yammering about. But, hey, since you're so worried about it and all, we'll keep an eye out for you and let you know just as soon as one of them there cult things shows up. It sounds like you guys have them all over the place as much as you go on about them.
You can tell us, we'll keep your secret safe, is one of them in the room with you right now? Nod twice if so, and don't worry, I hear they won't hurt you unless you admit Quid Pro Joe wasn't all there when he was president.
Oh, and I don't care if it does land Bubba in a prison cell, release the whole Epstein thing. Well, Congress has access to it all, but they're scared to go look because they know if something classified ends up in the NYT, it'll be easy to find out who looked for it. That seems to have them in a quandary.
