Entertainment Mag's 100 most unsexy males

[fuzzykitten99]

I would agree with almost every single one of these, however, I am not sure why OBL is only listed as #8. Personally, I think the camel-fu*ker should be #1, not Gilbert Gottfried, who is not sexy in the least, but at least he isn't into beastiality.

Michael Moore should be bumped up to #2, ya know, right behind OBL, if you catch my drift. Brad Pitt is not bad looking, but I don't think he's sexy in the least, so his spot at #100 is appropriate since he is better looking than all the rest combined. Howie Mandel's new look definitely makes him more attractive, but sexy? Dunno...maybe.

001. Gilbert Gottfried
002. Randy Johnson
003. Roger Ebert
004. Dr. Phil McGraw
005. Alan Colmes
006. Chad Kroeger
007. Mike Mills
008. Osama Bin Laden
009. Jay Leno
010. Don Imus
011. Michael Jackson
012. Wallace Shawn
013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
014. Richard Simmons
015. Jon Lovitz
016. Carrot Top
017. Jerry Seinfeld
018. Malcolm Gladwell
019. Chevy Chase
020. Raffi
021. Ron Howard
022. Clint Howard
023. Bill Gates
024. Paul Shaffer
025. Axl Rose
026. Tim Burton
027. Edward James Olmos
028. Gerard Way
029. Don Zimmer
030. Tony Kornheiser
031. Chris Kattan
032. Otis Nixon
033. Julian Tavarez
034. Christopher Lloyd
035. Willie McGee
036. Pat Cummings
037. Scottie Pippen
038. Larry David
039. Michael Moore
040. Al Franken
041. Paris Latsis
042. Rush Limbaugh
043. David Gest
044. Gary Busey
045. Nick Nolte
046. Leif Garrett
047. Andy Dick
048. Scott Stapp
049. Lyle Lovett
050. Ric Ocasek
051. Bill Wyman
052. Danny DeVito
053. Peter Jackson
054. Drew Carey
055. Newt Gingrich
056. Rob Schneider
057. Ed O'Neil
058. Bill O'Reilly
059. Clay Aiken
060. Joe Lieberman
061. Jim Gaffigan
062. Bill Maher
063. John Popper
064. Dennis Miller
065. John Madden
066. Robert Englund
067. Robert Patrick
068. John Ashcroft
069. Joe Gannascolli
070. Kevin James
071. George Steinbrenner
072. Grady Little
073. Harvey Pekar
074. DJ Qualls
075. Joey Buttafuoco
076. Garry Shandling
077. Meat Loaf Aday
078. Joe Walsh
079. Tom from Myspace
080. Art Garfunkel
081. Brian Posehn
082. Howie Mandel
083. Barry Bonds
084. Dick Vitale
085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
086. Jeff Van Gundy
087. Jimmy Johnson
088. John Clayton
089. Don Vito
090. Lemmy Kilmister
091. Jose Canseco
092. Bill Parcells
093. Ric Flair
094. Ralph Nader
095. Dennis Kucinich
096. Horatio Sanz
097. Dom DeLuise
098. Emeril Lagasse
099. Kevin Federline
100. Brad Pitt

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[Nuc]

Where are RWA and Wm. Joyce?

 

[Semper Fi]

Fuzzy, don't this the wrong way, but

WE DONT CARE ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

There, I said it.

 

[Kagom]

I think Tom from MySpace is cute :/

 

[Nienna]

#1 should be Michael Jackson. Poor Jackson... this will probably sound really mean, but, he has to be about the least manly male I have ever seen. He is just so messed up.

 

[Nuc]

#1 should be Michael Jackson. Poor Jackson... this will probably sound really mean, but, he has to be about the least manly male I have ever seen. He is just so messed up.

It's probably OK to be mean about a demented pedophile, so don't feel too bad. :clap1:

 

[fuzzykitten99]

#1 should be Michael Jackson. Poor Jackson... this will probably sound really mean, but, he has to be about the least manly male I have ever seen. He is just so messed up.

hey, the truth isn't always going to be nice to hear or say.
I think Richard Simmons should be right there with Michael, but I still think OBL should be listed first, then MMoore, then everyone else, in no particular order, but Simmons and Jackson should be right up there in the top 10.

And Semper, no offense taken, but not all of these Celebs are Hollyweirdos...see #'s 6, 13, 37, 42, 55, 60, 65, 83, 94, 95, & 98. And some would argue the validity of calling some of the politicians celebrities. And to the liberal posters out there, Bill Mahar is not a politician, no matter how much he likes to think he is.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

I think Tom from MySpace is cute :/

cute, maybe. But is he 'sexy'?

 

[Abbey Normal]

079. Tom from Myspace

 

[Shattered]

I wonder what their criteria is.. There are a few people on that list that I don't think should be there at all..

 

[USViking]

Fuzzy, don't this the wrong way, but

WE DONT CARE ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

There, I said it.

You can say that again!- I see better looking women
every day than those shoe biz freaks with their $100k+
per year doos, enhancements, and make-up.

Most of them are as stupid as bricks to boot.

 

[Hobbit]

You can say that again!- I see better looking women
every day than those shoe biz freaks with their $100k+
per year doos, enhancements, and make-up.

Most of them are as stupid as bricks to boot.

I live in the South. Girls better looking than celebrities practically fall from the sky every day.