Votto
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Elon Musk recently came out using controversial rhetoric stating that Tesla owners are not really Tesla owners unless they vote for Trump.
Tesla owner Mary Johnson disagrees. "How can anyone utter such hateful rhetoric?" cried Mary who now lives in Los Angeles California. "I bought a Tesla years before Elon started talking like Hitler to try and save the environment, but now I don't think I can drive a Tesla anymore knowing that driving them means that I'm supporting Nazis.
"So Elon is right?" asked a reporter. "Since you are not voting for Trump you can no longer drive a Tesla?"
"Um..................um.....................er...............um........................No!" screamed Mary. "I change my mind, I'm going to drive my Tesla to save the world just to spite Elon who seems now to want to destroy it...................... and may even buy another! I'll show Elon he can't manipulate me that way!"
After the interview, Tesla sales more than doubled in blue states.
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