Elon Musk becomes first to be a trillionaire.

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Elon Musk reportedly became the world's first trillionaire. But when asked about his eternal fate, Elon said he had that covered as well.

"I am the richest man ever without a care in the world, however, I once was a little worried after reading in the Bible that it was easier for a camel to through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of God", said Elon, "Am I going to heaven or hell, who knows, so I just bought them both."

No word yet on whether Congress will make Elon pay property tax on the other worldly kingdoms, but our guess is that he will be doing exactly that in the very near future. "Elizabeth Warren was quoted as saying, "If he Elon is escaping hell, the least we can do is put him through hell while we still can."