Ellen Degenerate...

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Very funny and also very true. She’s an elitist corporatist asshole. No wonder the war criminals W and Ears love her. They have so much in common.


Ellen DeGeneres Is Hydraulic Fracking With A Face
Caitlin Johnstone
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Ellen DeGeneres is hydraulic fracking with a face.
She’s like if Walmart union busting was a person.
She’s like if Amazon and Disney had a baby
and raised it on a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier
on a steady diet of digital surveillance and NAFTA desolation.

Most people have birds behind their eyes.
Some have owls, some have flamingos,
some have crows,
I have lorikeets.
But most have birds.
Not Ellen DeGeneres, though.
Behind Ellen’s eyes, there are fentanyl patches
and eviction notices.
I swear to you I saw them once
during a particularly labored monologue
when she clearly didn’t want to be there
and had probably thrown a plate of cheese fries
at the makeup lady minutes before.

Did you know Ellen stopped dancing during her shows?
She says she never liked it.
I believe her.
The whole universe believes her.
Ellen DeGeneres is the opposite of dancing.
Ellen DeGeneres is the Australian coal lobby.

Ellen only enjoys dancing
when she dances with George W Bush,
which she does constantly
for all eternity
in the center of every tear
that falls from the eyes
of Gaia.

There is a sacred, primordial spark within all of us.
It rejoices.
It delights.
It dances.
It is the exact opposite of Ellen DeGeneres.
May the whole world be the opposite of Ellen DeGeneres.
May the whole world dance.
May the whole world delight.
May the whole world de-Ellen,
and may Portia do the same
(come on girl you know you gotta get outta there).

Amen.
 

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IDK...I just see her as a sweet lesbian lady who likes to give shit away. She is just another face selling the dream.
You’re not informed. She’s a crazy bitch.
There is no such thing as a sane woman, period. Let alone one that chops off her hair and munches box.
HOWEVER she does put on a very nice public face and gives away a lot of swag. So she is not all bad.
 

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Seriously...what the fuck did I just read? :lol:

If dull as dishwater Ellen gets your tits in uproar it would be hilarious to see your reaction to some one a dash more controversial.
 

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What is your problem with Ellen? I don't know her, but she seems like a nice person who does good things for people.
 

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I'm a bit of a "box muncher" myself- can't say as I blame her. Matter of fact, if I were a female I'd probably be a lesbian-
 

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Very funny and also very true. She’s an elitist corporatist asshole. No wonder the war criminals W and Ears love her. They have so much in common.


Ellen DeGeneres Is Hydraulic Fracking With A Face
Caitlin Johnstone
Caitlin Johnstone

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Apr 21 · 3 min read


Ellen DeGeneres is hydraulic fracking with a face.
She’s like if Walmart union busting was a person.
She’s like if Amazon and Disney had a baby
and raised it on a Nimitz-class aircraft carrier
on a steady diet of digital surveillance and NAFTA desolation.

Most people have birds behind their eyes.
Some have owls, some have flamingos,
some have crows,
I have lorikeets.
But most have birds.
Not Ellen DeGeneres, though.
Behind Ellen’s eyes, there are fentanyl patches
and eviction notices.
I swear to you I saw them once
during a particularly labored monologue
when she clearly didn’t want to be there
and had probably thrown a plate of cheese fries
at the makeup lady minutes before.

Did you know Ellen stopped dancing during her shows?
She says she never liked it.
I believe her.
The whole universe believes her.
Ellen DeGeneres is the opposite of dancing.
Ellen DeGeneres is the Australian coal lobby.

Ellen only enjoys dancing
when she dances with George W Bush,
which she does constantly
for all eternity
in the center of every tear
that falls from the eyes
of Gaia.

There is a sacred, primordial spark within all of us.
It rejoices.
It delights.
It dances.
It is the exact opposite of Ellen DeGeneres.
May the whole world be the opposite of Ellen DeGeneres.
May the whole world dance.
May the whole world delight.
May the whole world de-Ellen,
and may Portia do the same
(come on girl you know you gotta get outta there).

Amen.
This is supposed to be funny? What kind of retard are you is what I want to know
 

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I figure everybody's entitled to their own opinion and often when a person here simply posts somebody else's material, I like to find out something about its author. Clicking on the link provided in the OP pertaining the writer, I guess this sort of explains things. Sort of.

Caitlin Johnstone

Rogue journalist. Bogan socialist. Anarcho-psychonaut. Guerrilla poet. Utopia prepper.
 
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What is your problem with Ellen? I don't know her, but she seems like a nice person who does good things for people.
She’s not. Get informed.
 
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I figure everybody's entitled to their own opinion and often when a person here simply posts somebody else's material, I like to find out something about its author. Clicking on the link provided in the OP pertaining the writer, I guess this sort of explains things. Sort of.

Caitlin Johnstone

Rogue journalist. Bogan socialist. Anarcho-psychonaut. Guerrilla poet. Utopia prepper.
Caitlin is great. I can’t help it you have no taste.
 
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I like her

I think she is funny
 

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