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Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Good Lord, this is ridiculous. You still haven't answered my question about if you would ever think about checking off minority status on any applications based upon your family stories? How dumb must one be?
Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
The poor thing.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
I always thought that claiming to be a minority was because a person may face some form of discrimination, trying to get into a school or perhaps trying to get a job or something. I wonder how much discrimination poor Liz suffered because of being native American?
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
I always thought that claiming to be a minority was because a person may face some form of discrimination, trying to get into a school or perhaps trying to get a job or something. I wonder how much discrimination poor Liz suffered because of being native American?
Just imagine how her classmates made fun of her high cheekbones!
Oh, the horror! The horror!Your proof, sir. Your proof.
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Good Lord, this is ridiculous. You still haven't answered my question about if you would ever think about checking off minority status on any applications based upon your family stories? How dumb must one be?
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Good Lord, this is ridiculous. You still haven't answered my question about if you would ever think about checking off minority status on any applications based upon your family stories? How dumb must one be?
Pogo Dumb. It's a new dimension of dumb.
Lizzy Cheekbones can say she's British Royalty and we'd have to PROVE her wrong
It's insane, I know
She made the claim, please identify the Warren Cherokee
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
I always thought that claiming to be a minority was because a person may face some form of discrimination, trying to get into a school or perhaps trying to get a job or something. I wonder how much discrimination poor Liz suffered because of being native American?
Your burden -- not mine. You're the sterling intellect who claimed a negative. Again, good luck on that.
Maybe you'll figure it out by Christmas.
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
I always thought that claiming to be a minority was because a person may face some form of discrimination, trying to get into a school or perhaps trying to get a job or something. I wonder how much discrimination poor Liz suffered because of being native American?
Just imagine how her classmates made fun of her high cheekbones!
Her burden, her White Man's burden
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
I always thought that claiming to be a minority was because a person may face some form of discrimination, trying to get into a school or perhaps trying to get a job or something. I wonder how much discrimination poor Liz suffered because of being native American?
Just imagine how her classmates made fun of her high cheekbones!
In Oklahoma???
Think about it...
Nope -- yours.
You see Grasshopper -- claiming a positive in an infinite field of possibilities means an infinite number of possible answers.
Claiming a negative as you did however means one -- and that one is that you eliminate ALL of those infinite possibilities. Thirty-three thousand people as I mapped out earlier.
I believe you're up to .... let's add 'em up, carry the zero....
Two!
And even then you're going by a census taker's record, which is based on empirical observation and allows only one answer anyway. So really zero.
You're making real progress here Frank. Better than expected. Keep up the ace detective work.
Might wanna keep the day job though, just in case.
Lizzy Cheekbone's, White Man's Burden, or how can she PROVE she's Cherokee in light of the following:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
I always thought that claiming to be a minority was because a person may face some form of discrimination, trying to get into a school or perhaps trying to get a job or something. I wonder how much discrimination poor Liz suffered because of being native American?
Just imagine how her classmates made fun of her high cheekbones!
In Oklahoma???
Think about it...
Recap:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
Number of Lizzy Warren Cherokee Ancestors identified by Lizzy or her doppelganger Pogo: 0, nada, zip, zero
Recap:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
Number of Lizzy Warren Cherokee Ancestors identified by Lizzy or her doppelganger Pogo: 0, nada, zip, zero
Why are you always qualifying great-granddparents with "in Cherokee territory"? Find something you can't tell the class about?
You already conceded the Lenape part, right? I notice you don't go there either...
Recap:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
Number of Lizzy Warren Cherokee Ancestors identified by Lizzy or her doppelganger Pogo: 0, nada, zip, zero
Why are you always qualifying great-granddparents with "in Cherokee territory"? Find something you can't tell the class about?
You already conceded the Lenape part, right? I notice you don't go there either...
Because that's the most likely place for her to have those imaginary Cherokee ancestors she claimed. Of course, you're telling us that 200,000 years ago some Warren ancestor in the Fertile Crescent MIGHT have been a Cherokee and therefore Lizzy is not a pathological liar
Recap:
Her parents: White
Her grandparents: White
Her great grandparents in Cherokee territory: white
Number of Lizzy Warren Cherokee Ancestors identified by Lizzy or her doppelganger Pogo: 0, nada, zip, zero
Why are you always qualifying great-granddparents with "in Cherokee territory"? Find something you can't tell the class about?
You already conceded the Lenape part, right? I notice you don't go there either...
Because that's the most likely place for her to have those imaginary Cherokee ancestors she claimed. Of course, you're telling us that 200,000 years ago some Warren ancestor in the Fertile Crescent MIGHT have been a Cherokee and therefore Lizzy is not a pathological liar
Really Frank...
So Cherokee people are incapable of venturing outside their own territory?? How do you think they ah, got to Oklahoma?
I live on the original Cherokee land and I'm a long way from Oklahoma.
"Liar" is an absolute. Your job is to prove the negative. Better get busy.
So you do concede Lenape. Just to get that on the record.
Thank you. Case closed.
