Eggplant Bombs

longknife

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They’re not very explosive. No shrapnel, either. They’re just eggplants that have been treated with Vita-Rays to well beyond the Royal Biological Artifice Society’s recommended guidelines for enhanced vegetables. To activate an Eggplant Bomb, simply press the pre-installed button to inject vinegar to the Bomb’s insides, smack the Bomb smartly to start the chemical reaction inside, and throw very, very hard.

For real? Or a good morning’s joshing?

What they do not get used for, however, is cuisine. Eggplant Bombs taste horrible. The legend that a slice of one will explode in your stomach is just that — a legend — but they are simply awful for one’s digestion.

To find out more, go to Moe Lane » Item Seed: Eggplant Bombs
 
So, they are radio stimulated egg plants..with a DNA footprint capable of destroying the human race.
 

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