Ed Sheeran hints he might switch up pop music career to make death metal instead

[basquebromance]

i would definitely support this

Ed Sheeran hints he might switch up pop music career to make death metal instead

The chart topping star is well known for his inoffensive pop tunes – but this could all soon change as he has been reflecting on bands he enjoyed as a child including Cradle of Filth and Slipknot

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Asclepias]

Cradle of Filth? Jesus H. Christ.

 

[basquebromance]

i don't like all the screaming and yelling in death metal, but i'm interested in how Ed's gonna be able to "growl"

 

[JGalt]

I've heard of Cradle of Filth and Slipknot, but who the hell is Ed Sheeran? Does he look good in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre leather mask or something?

 

[basquebromance]

maybe Bieber will do the same?

 

[basquebromance]

I've heard of Cradle of Filth and Slipknot, but who the hell is Ed Sheeran?

British pop star, very popular among young girls

 

[JGalt]

I've heard of Cradle of Filth and Slipknot, but who the hell is Ed Sheeran?

British pop star, very popular among young girls

Well someone should tell him to quit trying to culturally-appropriate American rock music. Brits suck at it, the Beatles couldn't even get Chuck Berry, Little Richard, and the Isley Brothers right. They still sounded like a bunch of over-privileged white boys pretending to be black.

This 8-years old girl is more believable than any of the crap the Beatles ever did...

 

[Ringo]

This 8-years old girl is more believable than any of the crap the Beatles ever did..

You just announced that whatever you say can be evaluated only as crap.

 

[JGalt]

This 8-years old girl is more believable than any of the crap the Beatles ever did..

You just announced that whatever you say can be evaluated only as crap.

This coming from someone who doesn't know the difference between crap and treasure?

Have you even held a War of 1812 sword in your hands, wondering how the American officer felt as he went into battle?

Have you ever had the distinct honor of feeling how light and accurate a WW2 Japanese Type 38 Arisaka rifle is, and wondering what the fuck that American soldier had to go through to capture it and bring it home to his family as a souvenir?

Have you never actually fired a Civil War era Confederate musket, that some Yankee soldier brought home after being assaulted with a barrage of rebel bullets, and thanking God above that he came home with all of his legs and arms intact?

I have done all those things. "Evaluate" all you want to but the truth is: You don't know crap, youngster.

 

[BULLDOG]

This 8-years old girl is more believable than any of the crap the Beatles ever did..

You just announced that whatever you say can be evaluated only as crap.

This coming from someone who doesn't know the difference between crap and treasure?

Have you even held a War of 1812 sword in your hands, wondering how the American officer felt as he went into battle?

Have you ever had the distinct honor of feeling how light and accurate a WW2 Japanese Type 38 Arisaka rifle is, and wondering what the fuck that American soldier had to go through to capture it and bring it home to his family as a souvenir?

Have you never actually fired a Civil War era Confederate musket, that some Yankee soldier brought home after being assaulted with a barrage of rebel bullets, and thanking God above that he came home with all of his legs and arms intact?

I have done all those things. "Evaluate" all you want to but the truth is: You don't know crap, youngster.

So you are one of those freaks whose panties get damp over guns. Is that supposed to mean something to me?

 

[Ringo]

I have done all those things. "Evaluate" all you want to but the truth is: You don't know crap, youngster.

I held everything you mentioned in my hands and even owned it. Here is a part of my collection:

But I don't need to imagine that I'm in a battle , the whistle of enemy bullets is familiar to me.
I don't really understand what this has to do with the fact that the Beatles are the greatest band that has ever walked the earth.

 

[basquebromance]

keep it civil

 

[basquebromance]

 

[JGalt]

I have done all those things. "Evaluate" all you want to but the truth is: You don't know crap, youngster.

I held everything you mentioned in my hands and even owned it. Here is a part of my collection:

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But I don't need to imagine that I'm in a battle , the whistle of enemy bullets is familiar to me.
I don't really understand what this has to do with the fact that the Beatles are the greatest band that has ever walked the earth.

Nice arsenal. I take back whatever I said in my moment of drinkedness.

 

[Godboy]

keep it civil

Fuck you man!

 

[Godboy]

I've heard of Cradle of Filth and Slipknot, but who the hell is Ed Sheeran? Does he look good in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre leather mask or something?

He is actually a very talented singer and song writer. Check it out.

 

[dblack]

i would definitely support this

Ed Sheeran hints he might switch up pop music career to make death metal instead

The chart topping star is well known for his inoffensive pop tunes – but this could all soon change as he has been reflecting on bands he enjoyed as a child including Cradle of Filth and Slipknot

www.mirror.co.uk

I just wish we could have heard Nixon rap.

 

[JGalt]

I've heard of Cradle of Filth and Slipknot, but who the hell is Ed Sheeran? Does he look good in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre leather mask or something?

He is actually a very talented singer and song writer. Check it out.

Oh great. Another sensitive young pretty boy with yet unseen deep-seated psychological problems. Now we get to watch him as his career blossoms and eventually fades, the breakups, the divorces, the scandals, the drug and porn addictions, and the eventual coming to Christ, where he and his former band members get back together, release a new album of warmed-over crap, and cause millions of girls young enough to be his daughter to cream in their panties.

It's like Groundhog day all over again. You're damned right I'm cynical.

 

[Godboy]

I've heard of Cradle of Filth and Slipknot, but who the hell is Ed Sheeran? Does he look good in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre leather mask or something?

He is actually a very talented singer and song writer. Check it out.

Oh great. Another sensitive young pretty boy with yet unseen deep-seated psychological problems. Now we get to watch him as his career blossoms and eventually fades, the breakups, the divorces, the scandals, the drug and porn addictions, and the eventual coming to Christ, where he and his former band members get back together, release a new album of warmed-over crap, and cause millions of girls young enough to be his daughter to cream in their panties.

It's like Groundhog day all over again. You're damned right I'm cynical.

He seems to have dodged all that.

 

[Ringo]

He is actually a very talented singer and song writer. Check it out.

Not as good as the Beatles