Ecosexual Canadian: Is She Banging That Oak Tree?!?

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Canada Woman Claims to Be 'Ecosexual,' Falls in Love With Tree

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the woods... Today we learn that, in British Colum

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It’s a white woman in Canada who was lonely until she met this tree on walks in the woods. She claims a certain eroticism when she sits on the ground and leans up against its long, hard trunk.

OH Geezus.....you have to be kidding me.

 

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I wonder if she even thought about how this would affect the saplings.