Dyson Vacuum Cleaner...

[dilloduck]

It comes with a 5 year warranty.

That's enough to give me an orgasm right there.

Ok NOW I know why I want one.


carry on

 

[Zoom-boing]

I have this guy.....Neato Robotics XV-11. Gets the job done.

I used to have a Kirby which was great then died....

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNKFLjR4DA]Buster Feeds Roomba :: Arrested Development - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Ava]

you want pretty? or you want the job done?

I want the job done and I want a bagged and cord re-wind and that is what I have and love. I vacuum 5 to 6 times a week. Dirt Devil. Going on 6 years now, without any problem.

My hand held electric vacuum, for in-be-tween furniture is powerful and awesome but is bagless and I don't like the hassle that presents when I have to empty it. I don't like the residue it leaves either. I feel it is dirty, but I can live with that... Not in a big Hepa filter 12 amp vacuum, though.

 

[Connery]

I have this guy.....Neato Robotics XV-11. Gets the job done.

I used to have a Kirby which was great then died....

Ha ha ha. My mom has him. His name is Francois.

It's hard to get Francois up on the blinds though, wears your arms out. He's a single purpose cute little French guy.

I have Fifi and her brother FiFi and her other siser FiFi for those tasks...

 

[Luddly Neddite]

We have hardwood and ceramic tile floors and dogs and cats.

Wet/dry for us.

Actually we also have room size oriental rugs but our cleaning lady brings her own.

 

[Trajan]

Haushälterin?

 

[Trajan]

I have this guy.....Neato Robotics XV-11. Gets the job done.

I used to have a Kirby which was great then died....

you should have sent it in, they have a great warranty, life time etc.

 

[BobPlumb]

Nature abhors a vacuum!

 

[testarosa]

Here's what I want.

Garden hoses are the stupidest invention ever and we still have the same hose that we had when the dumb hose inventor invented it.

I want a titanium, 1000 foot, self retractable hose - that does all that on voice command. HOSE! ROLL THE F UP. Zing! HOSE! I need you. Zong! In yellow. To match the Dyson.

 

[dilloduck]

Here's what I want.

Garden hoses are the stupidest invention ever and we still have the same hose that we had when the dumb hose inventor invented it.

I want a titanium, 1000 foot, self retractable hose - that does all that on voice command. HOSE! ROLL THE F UP. Zing! HOSE! I need you. Zong! In yellow. To match the Dyson.

I got your hose right here, Baby.

 

[koshergrl]

I have this guy.....Neato Robotics XV-11. Gets the job done.

I used to have a Kirby which was great then died....

I'm afraid this one wouldn't work for the volume of hair that is dispensed daily in my house. It physically isn't big enough to hold it.

But I must say...I'm transfixed and wish I had it to run during the day, in between the REAL vacuuming sessions...

 

[testarosa]

I have this guy.....Neato Robotics XV-11. Gets the job done.

I used to have a Kirby which was great then died....

you should have sent it in, they have a great warranty, life time etc.

Spoiler: Kirby Spoiler:

It'll still be ugly

 

[Ernie S.]

I have wood floors through out and just 2 small (6' x 8') area rugs so a cheapo vac is sufficient.

But hell, I think I'll hijack your thread and talk about my new Husqvarna chain saw.

 

[testarosa]

Here's what I want.

Garden hoses are the stupidest invention ever and we still have the same hose that we had when the dumb hose inventor invented it.

I want a titanium, 1000 foot, self retractable hose - that does all that on voice command. HOSE! ROLL THE F UP. Zing! HOSE! I need you. Zong! In yellow. To match the Dyson.

I got your hose right here, Baby.

Titanium voice command?

1,000 feet?



!!!

 

[dilloduck]

Here's what I want.

Garden hoses are the stupidest invention ever and we still have the same hose that we had when the dumb hose inventor invented it.

I want a titanium, 1000 foot, self retractable hose - that does all that on voice command. HOSE! ROLL THE F UP. Zing! HOSE! I need you. Zong! In yellow. To match the Dyson.

I got your hose right here, Baby.

Titanium voice command?

1,000 feet?

AND yellow


!!!

AND yellow

 

[testarosa]

I got your hose right here, Baby.

Titanium voice command?

1,000 feet?

AND yellow


!!!

AND yellow

Sold!

 

[dilloduck]

Titanium voice command?

1,000 feet?

AND yellow


!!!

AND yellow

Sold!

 

[Montrovant]

We have a Dyson. It works well enough, but I find them to be pretty overpriced.

However, with your pet issues kg, you may just need to overpay to get the best quality.

 

[koshergrl]

I'm going to vacuum the dog, too.

He won't like it.

But it's happening anyway.

 

[testarosa]

We have a Dyson. It works well enough, but I find them to be pretty overpriced.

However, with your pet issues kg, you may just need to overpay to get the best quality.

Ta-da!

Dyson.

Last vacuum you'll ever buy.