Dr Fauci urges Trump to remain on the golf course until pandemic is over!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trump’s weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump to remain on the golf course until the pandemic is over.​

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“The people who are giving you a hard time about your golf trip are just haters,” Fauci told Trump on Sunday. “It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President.”​

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“Please!” he added.​

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Trump was reportedly surprised by the doctor’s words of encouragement, especially because the golf trip had limited the President’s ability to communicate with Fauci, the Centers for Disease Control, and other scientists involved in the coronavirus response.​

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“It’s been tough without you, but we are doing the best we can,” Fauci said. “After all the hard work you’ve done, you deserve months and months and months of golfing.”​

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Fauci also recommended that Trump throw away his phone, stop talking to the press, and not tell anyone about the great idea he had on the golf course about using lawn fertilizer to protect people from the coronavirus.​

Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over

“It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President,” Dr. Fauci said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

As with all good satire, it contains elements of the truth.

In this case an abundance of truth.

 

[okfine]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trump’s weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump to remain on the golf course until the pandemic is over.​

​

“The people who are giving you a hard time about your golf trip are just haters,” Fauci told Trump on Sunday. “It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President.”​

​

“Please!” he added.​

​

Trump was reportedly surprised by the doctor’s words of encouragement, especially because the golf trip had limited the President’s ability to communicate with Fauci, the Centers for Disease Control, and other scientists involved in the coronavirus response.​

​

“It’s been tough without you, but we are doing the best we can,” Fauci said. “After all the hard work you’ve done, you deserve months and months and months of golfing.”​

​

Fauci also recommended that Trump throw away his phone, stop talking to the press, and not tell anyone about the great idea he had on the golf course about using lawn fertilizer to protect people from the coronavirus.​

Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over

“It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President,” Dr. Fauci said.

www.newyorker.com

Since Fatso is such a great golfer, why doesn't he show his golf scores?

 

[Moonglow]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trump’s weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump to remain on the golf course until the pandemic is over.​

​

“The people who are giving you a hard time about your golf trip are just haters,” Fauci told Trump on Sunday. “It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President.”​

​

“Please!” he added.​

​

Trump was reportedly surprised by the doctor’s words of encouragement, especially because the golf trip had limited the President’s ability to communicate with Fauci, the Centers for Disease Control, and other scientists involved in the coronavirus response.​

​

“It’s been tough without you, but we are doing the best we can,” Fauci said. “After all the hard work you’ve done, you deserve months and months and months of golfing.”​

​

Fauci also recommended that Trump throw away his phone, stop talking to the press, and not tell anyone about the great idea he had on the golf course about using lawn fertilizer to protect people from the coronavirus.​

Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over

“It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President,” Dr. Fauci said.

www.newyorker.com

Since Fatso is such a great golfer, why doesn't he show his golf scores?

And give away the secret that he uses a twenty point handicap?

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Sharply disagreeing with critics of Donald J. Trump’s weekend visit to the Trump National Golf Club, Dr. Anthony Fauci has urged Trump to remain on the golf course until the pandemic is over.​

​

“The people who are giving you a hard time about your golf trip are just haters,” Fauci told Trump on Sunday. “It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President.”​

​

“Please!” he added.​

​

Trump was reportedly surprised by the doctor’s words of encouragement, especially because the golf trip had limited the President’s ability to communicate with Fauci, the Centers for Disease Control, and other scientists involved in the coronavirus response.​

​

“It’s been tough without you, but we are doing the best we can,” Fauci said. “After all the hard work you’ve done, you deserve months and months and months of golfing.”​

​

Fauci also recommended that Trump throw away his phone, stop talking to the press, and not tell anyone about the great idea he had on the golf course about using lawn fertilizer to protect people from the coronavirus.​

Fauci Urges Trump to Remain on Golf Course Until Pandemic Is Over

“It’s in the best interest of everyone in the country that you keep golfing, Mr. President,” Dr. Fauci said.

www.newyorker.com

Since Fatso is such a great golfer, why doesn't he show his golf scores?

And give away the secret that he uses a twenty point handicap?

Well, between his "20 handicap" plus all the foot wedgies and a crooked caddy - His handicap is actually a 40!