Doomsday Begins Next Thursday, June 12

[dread]

You know...I just hope when the end of the world DOES finally come I am prepared for it....Meaning I hope I got laid AT LEAST the night before. Then all will be right in the world and I will know peace!

 

[Gunny]

You know...I just hope when the end of the world DOES finally come I am prepared for it....Meaning I hope I got laid AT LEAST the night before. Then all will be right in the world and I will know peace!

Hmph. Fraud. I'm STILL here.

 

[jreeves]

Hmph. Fraud. I'm STILL here.

There is still about 50 minutes left....

 

[Swamp Fox]

You know...I just hope when the end of the world DOES finally come I am prepared for it....Meaning I hope I got laid AT LEAST the night before. Then all will be right in the world and I will know peace!

What can I say?

 

[Swamp Fox]

There is still about 50 minutes left....

Guess I'll have to go hit it again............

 

[Dr Grump]

It's Friday 13th here. Nothing to report. no nukes or anything. Anyway, I thought Doomsday started around about January 20, 2001...)

 

[Gunny]

There is still about 50 minutes left....

Really now ... guess I better put my hardhat back on.

 

[jillian]

Guess I'll have to go hit it again............

TMI...need...to... wash... brain....

 

[Gunny]

It's Friday 13th here. Nothing to report. no nukes or anything. Anyway, I thought Doomsday started around about January 20, 2001...)

I would say the fact that you ARE reporting would be evidence that there are at least no nukes.

It's those black helicopters you have to watch for.

 

[Swamp Fox]

TMI...need...to... wash... brain....

Want some?

 

[jreeves]

It's Friday 13th here. Nothing to report. no nukes or anything. Anyway, I thought Doomsday started around about January 20, 2001...)

Your irrelevant....still 36 minutes left for the people that matter...

 

[Paulie]

LOL...The demand for condoms and alcohol will sky-rocket.

Yeah, because when the world is going to end the next day, I better not get any girls pregnant.

Come on, Bri.

 

[Taomon]

Nuclear war will begin next Thursday, June 12, or sooner, according to the latest prediction of self-proclaimed prophet Yisrayl "Buffalo Bill" Hawkins, the founder of a religious sect in Abilene, Texas.

ABC News: Texas 'Prophet': Doomsday Begins June 12


Funny how it coincides with this special event:

'Carbon Belch Day'

Smoke cigars, do a partial load of laundry, drink bottled water, and feel no shame. That's what a campaign against a carbon trading bill is urging.



'Carbon Belch Day' promotes un-green actions | Green Tech - CNET News.com




Most excellent!

And Jesus did not take AllieBaba in a rapture? I guess she was wrong all along.

 

[editec]

According to Mayan calendar, the world ends sometime in 2012.

All those non-smoking health fascists are going to be pissed.

Smoke 'em if ya' got 'em.

Non smokers?

No charge for our second hand smoke.

 

[Yurt]

I'm reporting from the wasteland of liberal california....today, the libs are seeking to take over this country with socialist idealism....

 

[Gungnir]

Did I miss something?

 

[editec]

today, the libs are seeking to take over this country with socialist idealism....

They're doing a piss-poor job of it then.

 

[Gungnir]

The problem editec, is that everyone else is doing a piss poor job as well.

So that leaves America a stinky filthy, soaked mess.

 

[editec]

The problem editec, is that everyone else is doing a piss poor job as well.

I haven't decided which stereotype scapegoat class I really want to blame.

Tree huggers, welfare moms, gun owners or captains of industry..

That's the beauty of living in a socially diverse society.

There's always somebody to blame but ourselves for the problems that we all contribute to..

I own a car, and I heat my house with # 2 heating oil, but I am not responsible for global warming.

I never give a sucker an even break, but I am not responsible for other people's poverty.

It's a mightly long list of things that I am not responsible for, actually.

HELP I'm a VICTIM of CIRCUMSTANCE!

Curley of the Three Stooges​

 

[Gungnir]

When in doubt, blame Homo ergaster. It has ALWAYS worked, even for Homo habilis.