The truth about Rush Limpdick is common knowledge. he becme addicted to pain pills prescribed to him for his pilonidal cyst For nearly eight years Limbaugh abused Hydrocodone, a synthetic, stronger version of heroin.
In effect, Limbaugh spent nearly a decade stoned off his bleeding backside, and ultimately built up his tolerance to levels requiring dozens of pills per day in order to, as Limbaugh once confided in his maid, "get my buzz on."
A textbook example of the damning effects of drug abuse, Limbaugh's addiction recipitated a swift drop in weight, deafness in both ears, and a marked decline in mental faculties. He also became increasingly paranoid - requiring his provider to meet him at night behind restaurants, next to dumpsters, where he'd hand over cigar boxes stuffed with "cabbage" in exchange for some "little baby blues". Limbaugh's desperation peaked in 2003, when he groped his provider in an attempt to check her for a wire tap.
By late 2003 the whole world knew of Limbaugh's drug addiction, though by virtue of their lack of character the majority of his fan base remained loyal listeners. Limbaugh's show remained popular, despite the rapid rise of Liberal Talk Show host Al Franken and the dogged attempts by the Bush administration to shut down long time talk show staple Howard Stern.
In May 2004 Rush's third wife, Marta, grew tired of never having sex with her allegedly closeted homosexual of a husband, and so asked for a divorce. Limbaugh complied after his desperate wife agreed to never reveal the true nature of Rush's sexual perversion.
