do you believe that the Diana, Princess of Wales, was murdered?

What's the difference between a Fiat and a Mercedes?
Princess Di wouldn't be caught dead in a Fiat

What's the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What did Charles say when he found out of Di's accident?
"Smashing"

What did The Queen say?
"Was Fergie with her?

What does a bee and a Mercedes have in common?
They both make royal jelly.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.


What's the difference between a BMW and a Mercedes?
BMW doesn't get any royalties.


Dodi and Diana wanted a wedding made in heaven....


What’s the difference between Princess Di and a blade of grass?

About 6 feet.


By the way, how many paparazzi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They're too busy taking pictures.


What is the new perfume named after Di?
Impact.


What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.


Did you hear about Elton John's new album featuring "Candle in the Wind"?
He decided not to call it "Live in Paris".


What's the similarity between a broken arm and Princess Diana?
You need to get a doctor in to remove the plaster of Paris.
 
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Based on what?

You do realize you have to have a basis, right?
I believe Princess Diana was going to reveal secret shocking information to the world. Perhaps the names of the men who rule the world.
 
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I believe Princess Diana was going to reveal secret shocking information to the world. Perhaps the names of the men who rule the world.
Is it fun being crazy?
 
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