Disinformation Board Detects High Levels Of Disinformation

[Ringel05]

Coming From Mysterious White Building In Washington, D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Disinformation Governance Board has wasted no time since its official formation this week, and has already deployed thousands of advanced disinformation detectors throughout the country. The board was shocked when after only a day, the detectors detected a deluge of deadly disinformation in D.C.

"One of our disinformation detectors picked up an unusually strong signal coming from a mysterious white building in the National Mall at our nation's capital," said Head Disinformation Detective Harry Pomquank. "We're not sure what's causing it, so we've dispatched an elite squad of Disinformation Investigators to find out."

Sources say the investigators found a doddering old man shuffling around in his loafers talking about the time he hiked through the Himalayas with President Xi, a Press Secretary claiming inflation is all Putin's fault, and an HHS Secretary talking about how little girls can become little boys.

"Looks like this was a false alarm. We'll have to calibrate our disinformation detectors," said Pomquank.

The board is claiming some early successes, though, as they have already arrested 7 satirists and 12 meme-makers.

Disinformation Board Detects High Levels Of Disinformation Coming From Mysterious White Building In Washington, D.C.

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[Hurricanelover]

1984! This board is all about enforcing the leftist narrative and doesn't give a damn about the truth.

 

[Ringel05]

1984! This board is all about enforcing the leftist narrative and doesn't give a damn about the truth.

 

[Calypso Jones]

I know one thing. It is racist and disinformation to insult ridicule or post anything about our glorious 1/1024 black veep.

as a public service i'm going to show you an example of prosecutable disinformation.

 

[Calypso Jones]

you know what they've done. They've invited an eternity of kommie-La Hairyas memes.

 

[Esdraelon]

Let them try to prosecute or enforce that crap. Seems to me that the Tan Messiah is trying his best to tip the country into a hot civil conflict before we can even attempt the election that is basically going to crush the democrat party for decades.

 

[Calypso Jones]

 

[Calypso Jones]

 

[Calypso Jones]

Nina Jankowicz, 2020: Government Should Not Be in 'Business' of Policing 'Disinformation'

Nina Jankowicz told Congress in October 2020 that she saw no role for the federal government in policing disinformation online.

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this woman is dangerous. All Biden nominees and appointees are dangerous.

 

[Calypso Jones]

There's a reason we have a Disinformation Bureau. It's to hide the truth.