Black people are not animal molesters like you sheep humping white people.
We're working on a device to install in Obamaphones which will make Blacks sterile.
Cleaning bathrooms for a living doesnt give you the skill to invent electronic devices. Who do you think you are kidding janitor?.
I can see one of your job applications the NAACP might fill out for you. Experience: Mugging elderly couples and robbing them. Looting convenience stores, dealing cheap drugs on street corners, etc.
I saw one of your job applications the KKK attempted to fill out for you.
Experience:
Pharmacist/Addict/Building demolition
Manufacturing of meth and crack while under the influence of both. Responsible for bringing down several buildings using the exploding meth lab demolition technique.
School shooter.
Responsible for flipping out and killing kids because my window of white privilege is going away.
Mass murderer.
Responsible for killing humans and doing my best to reducing the world population. Other duties including eating the remains in order reduce my carbon footprint.
Animal abuser and executioner.
Responsible for torturing/killing animals because....well they deserved it.
Education:
Made it halfway through 8th grade.