Dick Van Dyke Says He'd Rather Die Than Live Another 4 Years Of Trump

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Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.

 
Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.


Don't threaten me with a good time, Dick.
 
Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.

A very talented guy, Funny but I can't respect him.
 
Why do these people talk so hard and dark about him, but when push comes to shove, they are going to stay in their little corner like the good cucks they are?
Where are all those plane tickets, celebrities?
Where is your suicide attempt, dick?
Fuckin idiots.
 
Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.

at his age, wealth and race…if he holds on long enough the demklan might nominate him to be president

And actually I do think he has more mental capacity then their last two picks
 
This is what often happens to people as they age.

We are living in a strange world. Even when I thought Trump was going to lose I was ok with it because I tried to see the glimmer of light with her administration.

Trumps policies make better sense to me and I've been supporting him since 2016 much to the ridicule of others. If I wore a MAGA hat in Toronto, the normally docile and peacefully Canadians would attack me with rage. I would fear for my safety.

We should support any democratically elected leader, be it Biden, Trudeau or Trump.
 
Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.

Naw, ole Dick is just strung out on the elitist power & control religion.
 
This is what often happens to people as they age.

We are living in a strange world. Even when I thought Trump was going to lose I was ok with it because I tried to see the glimmer of light with her administration.

Trumps policies make better sense to me and I've been supporting him since 2016 much to the ridicule of others. If I wore a MAGA hat in Toronto, the normally docile and peacefully Canadians would attack me with rage. I would fear for my safety.

We should support any democratically elected leader, be it Biden, Trudeau or Trump.
You need to support your democratically elected Canadian leader and stop telling us who we should support. If Trumps policies make sense to you, you don't have any sense.

Finally, you support policies that you don't have to live under. If Trumps policies make so much sense to you, leave Canada and move to the U.S.
 
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Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.

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Go for it, Dick! We know you've got that bottle of benzos in the medicine cabinet.


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You need to support your democratically elected Canadian leader and stop telling us who we should support. If Trumps policies make sense to you, you don't have any sense.

Finally, you support policies that you don't have to live under. If Trumps policies make so much sense to you, leave Canada and move to the U.S.

You see, you're the type in Canada if they saw me with a MAGA hat, not that I would wear one to be honest it's just not my style; you would attack me with a mob of crazy Canucks. I could burn a Canadian flag in the streets and receive less pushback.
 
Dick Van Dyke says he's rather die than live 4 more years under Trump.

The guy's 99. His life expectancy can be measured on a pocket watch.

I remember being on a flight with Dick and his family once. I was flying from Las Vegas to San Francisco and Dick and is wife and kids got on.

It was funny watching them get on a Boeing 737 that had no 1st Class seats. They all marched down the isle past me to the back of the plane. They even had matching bleached grey hairdos. Even the kids had bright grey hair and dark Suntans. They all looked like little Dick Van Dyke clones. I've never seen anything like it.

What a weirdo. I guess he's still weird.

One of my biggest hopes from the election was in hoping that Jimmy Carter lived long enough and was mentally alert enough to know that Trump beat Harris. I still don't know about that. Maybe someone will chime in with an update. I mean I know he's still alive but is he alert enough to know Trump won? I wanted him to go to his grave knowing the election results. Dick Van Dyke will probably get his wish.
 
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