DHS asks FEMA to limit using the word "ICE" regarding the ICE STORM because ICE might be ridiculed. NOT THE ONION.

[Seymour Flops]

So they're apparently afraid that actual water ice will make them look bad?

I guess?

I mean I can't think of any other rational here, can you?

The "leaders" of all the things in the tRump *administration are collectively driving down the freeway of life with their blinker on, SMH.

ICE Issues ‘Idiotic’ Warning as Winter Storm Approaches

The immigration agency is concerned that the weather will reflect badly on them.

www.thedailybeast.com

"Not the Onion" but the Daily Beast? You think that is any better?