Deranged Trump orders Eric and Don Jr to hand out flyers with his Tweets on them!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Driven over the edge by his expulsion from Twitter, a deranged Donald J. Trump ordered his two adult sons to hand out flyers with his tweets on them.​

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The incident occurred at three o’clock Sunday morning, when Trump, wide awake and in a state of extreme agitation, had an idea for a tweet but no platform on which to broadcast it.​

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Wearing his bathrobe, he summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his tweet on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.​

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Reportedly, Trump then commanded Eric and Don, Jr., to go to the nearest copy shop and order ten thousand flyers containing his tweet to hand out on street corners.​

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According to Trump’s plan, supporters desiring to retweet his tweet would also go to copy shops and hand out flyers, a system he claimed was “better than Twitter.”​

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Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.​

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“Only nine more days of this shit,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered.​

Deranged Trump Orders Eric and Don, Jr., to Hand Out Flyers with His Tweets on Them

Wearing his bathrobe, Trump summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his message on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Moonglow]

It comes in a terlit paper and kitchen towel selection also, but, it's not sold in stores anywhere near you.

 

[White 6]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Driven over the edge by his expulsion from Twitter, a deranged Donald J. Trump ordered his two adult sons to hand out flyers with his tweets on them.​

​

The incident occurred at three o’clock Sunday morning, when Trump, wide awake and in a state of extreme agitation, had an idea for a tweet but no platform on which to broadcast it.​

​

Wearing his bathrobe, he summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his tweet on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.​

​

Reportedly, Trump then commanded Eric and Don, Jr., to go to the nearest copy shop and order ten thousand flyers containing his tweet to hand out on street corners.​

​

According to Trump’s plan, supporters desiring to retweet his tweet would also go to copy shops and hand out flyers, a system he claimed was “better than Twitter.”​

​

Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.​

​

“Only nine more days of this shit,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered.​

Deranged Trump Orders Eric and Don, Jr., to Hand Out Flyers with His Tweets on Them

Wearing his bathrobe, Trump summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his message on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.

www.newyorker.com

Sounds fine to me. If better than twitter in his opinion, he should be satisfied now. Case closed.

 

[Mac-7]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Driven over the edge by his expulsion from Twitter, a deranged Donald J. Trump ordered his two adult sons to hand out flyers with his tweets on them.​

​

The incident occurred at three o’clock Sunday morning, when Trump, wide awake and in a state of extreme agitation, had an idea for a tweet but no platform on which to broadcast it.​

​

Wearing his bathrobe, he summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his tweet on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.​

​

Reportedly, Trump then commanded Eric and Don, Jr., to go to the nearest copy shop and order ten thousand flyers containing his tweet to hand out on street corners.​

​

According to Trump’s plan, supporters desiring to retweet his tweet would also go to copy shops and hand out flyers, a system he claimed was “better than Twitter.”​

​

Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.​

​

“Only nine more days of this shit,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered.​

Deranged Trump Orders Eric and Don, Jr., to Hand Out Flyers with His Tweets on Them

Wearing his bathrobe, Trump summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his message on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.

www.newyorker.com

Is this the sort of garbage that clutters your mind?

sheesh, get a life

 

[Cellblock2429]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Driven over the edge by his expulsion from Twitter, a deranged Donald J. Trump ordered his two adult sons to hand out flyers with his tweets on them.​

​

The incident occurred at three o’clock Sunday morning, when Trump, wide awake and in a state of extreme agitation, had an idea for a tweet but no platform on which to broadcast it.​

​

Wearing his bathrobe, he summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his tweet on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.​

​

Reportedly, Trump then commanded Eric and Don, Jr., to go to the nearest copy shop and order ten thousand flyers containing his tweet to hand out on street corners.​

​

According to Trump’s plan, supporters desiring to retweet his tweet would also go to copy shops and hand out flyers, a system he claimed was “better than Twitter.”​

​

Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.​

​

“Only nine more days of this shit,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered.​

Deranged Trump Orders Eric and Don, Jr., to Hand Out Flyers with His Tweets on Them

Wearing his bathrobe, Trump summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his message on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.

www.newyorker.com

/——/ Deranged Modonna says to blow up the WH.

Madonna Defends 'Blowing Up the White House' Comment: 'I Am Not a Violent Person'

The singer said her remarks were "taken wildly out of context."

abcnews.go.com

 

[Slade3200]

Haha, good one

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Driven over the edge by his expulsion from Twitter, a deranged Donald J. Trump ordered his two adult sons to hand out flyers with his tweets on them.​

​

The incident occurred at three o’clock Sunday morning, when Trump, wide awake and in a state of extreme agitation, had an idea for a tweet but no platform on which to broadcast it.​

​

Wearing his bathrobe, he summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his tweet on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.​

​

Reportedly, Trump then commanded Eric and Don, Jr., to go to the nearest copy shop and order ten thousand flyers containing his tweet to hand out on street corners.​

​

According to Trump’s plan, supporters desiring to retweet his tweet would also go to copy shops and hand out flyers, a system he claimed was “better than Twitter.”​

​

Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.​

​

“Only nine more days of this shit,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered.​

Deranged Trump Orders Eric and Don, Jr., to Hand Out Flyers with His Tweets on Them

Wearing his bathrobe, Trump summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his message on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.

www.newyorker.com

I heard he was going to resort to skywriting

 

[DrLove]

I heard he was going to resort to skywriting

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He thought about that, but aerial banners were cheaper.

 

[Slade3200]

I heard he was going to resort to skywriting

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He thought about that, but aerial banners were cheaper.

Haha!

 

[DrLove]

/——/ Deranged Modonna says to blow up the WH.

Madonna Defends 'Blowing Up the White House' Comment: 'I Am Not a Violent Person'

The singer said her remarks were "taken wildly out of context."

abcnews.go.com

And did anyone take her advice? Nope - Unlike the seditionist talk of Dear Leader that resulted in a tragedy that could have been WAY worse.

 

[Cellblock2429]

/——/ Deranged Modonna says to blow up the WH.

Madonna Defends 'Blowing Up the White House' Comment: 'I Am Not a Violent Person'

The singer said her remarks were "taken wildly out of context."

abcnews.go.com

And did anyone take her advice? Nope - Unlike the seditionist talk of Dear Leader that resulted in a tragedy that could have been WAY worse.

/——/ She incited violence- Trump didn’t.

 

[Cellblock2429]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Driven over the edge by his expulsion from Twitter, a deranged Donald J. Trump ordered his two adult sons to hand out flyers with his tweets on them.​

​

The incident occurred at three o’clock Sunday morning, when Trump, wide awake and in a state of extreme agitation, had an idea for a tweet but no platform on which to broadcast it.​

​

Wearing his bathrobe, he summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his tweet on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.​

​

Reportedly, Trump then commanded Eric and Don, Jr., to go to the nearest copy shop and order ten thousand flyers containing his tweet to hand out on street corners.​

​

According to Trump’s plan, supporters desiring to retweet his tweet would also go to copy shops and hand out flyers, a system he claimed was “better than Twitter.”​

​

Witnesses to the early-morning meeting said that the two Trump sons left the Oval Office looking sullen and beleaguered.​

​

“Only nine more days of this shit,” Eric Trump reportedly muttered.​

Deranged Trump Orders Eric and Don, Jr., to Hand Out Flyers with His Tweets on Them

Wearing his bathrobe, Trump summoned his adult sons to the Oval Office and scrawled his message on a piece of paper with one of the Sharpies that had served him well in the past.

www.newyorker.com

/—-/ Nothing more impeachable than handing out flyers. Call the cops, call the FBI, call the thought police.