If the GOP isn't funding ISIS, they should be! After all, ISIS clearly has a conservative agenda.
They killed a bunch of Californians. Not just Californians, but government employee Californians! They knocked that one out of the park.
They killed a bunch of homos. Not just homos, they attacked on LATIN NIGHT! How cool is that? I bet half the victims were illegals.
And they REALLY have it in for Syrian Muslims. It just doesn't get any better than that.
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