Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants

[Votto]

Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants​

Politics·Oct 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have taken a bold stand by vowing to starve as many food stamp recipients as it takes to get free healthcare for illegal immigrants.

According to prominent Democratic leaders, starving a couple million kids is a small price to pay to ensure that blue states continue to provide free healthcare to illegal immigrants.

"If you're going to make an omelette, you've got to crack a few eggs. And if you're going to give free healthcare to illegal immigrants, you've got to let some children go hungry," said Senator Cory Booker. "Honestly, who cares? Kids can't vote. Plus, they're very resilient, they can dig around in some dumpsters, or forage for berries or whatever. Cry harder."

Booker's statement was echoed by other intellectual pillars of the Democrat Party.

"It's, like, not hard for kids to find food. There are stores literally filled with food," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Some food even grows in the ground, and the ground is everywhere, so technically, they can get food from anywhere. You just, like, dig the food out of the ground or whatever."

At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to personally go to grocery stores to filibuster poor people attempting to buy food.

 

[Blaster]

The GOP could use the nuclear option.

 

[Votto]

As we all know, democrats come up with new terms every day for things, like new terms for women, gender, or illegal aliens, etc.

Apparently, the new term for "voters" is "leverage"

 

[Votto]

The GOP could use the nuclear option.

Trump did say he wanted to start testing again.

 

[1srelluc]

Given the average SNAP recipient's fat reserves the shutdown will go into next year before starvation kicks in.

 

[leftwinger]

Maybe the mini-market can just loan them 40% cash on the stamps (vs. the typical 50%) as GOVT back money is always good. Then they can get some Newports and Colt 45 40s" per usual?

 

[1srelluc]

All these cash strapped blue states are gonna get loved tenderly by the "Ain't nobody got time for dat" crowd when their cards are not recharged.

 

[Winston]

Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants​

Politics·Oct 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have taken a bold stand by vowing to starve as many food stamp recipients as it takes to get free healthcare for illegal immigrants.

According to prominent Democratic leaders, starving a couple million kids is a small price to pay to ensure that blue states continue to provide free healthcare to illegal immigrants.

"If you're going to make an omelette, you've got to crack a few eggs. And if you're going to give free healthcare to illegal immigrants, you've got to let some children go hungry," said Senator Cory Booker. "Honestly, who cares? Kids can't vote. Plus, they're very resilient, they can dig around in some dumpsters, or forage for berries or whatever. Cry harder."

Booker's statement was echoed by other intellectual pillars of the Democrat Party.

"It's, like, not hard for kids to find food. There are stores literally filled with food," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Some food even grows in the ground, and the ground is everywhere, so technically, they can get food from anywhere. You just, like, dig the food out of the ground or whatever."

At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to personally go to grocery stores to filibuster poor people attempting to buy food.

Oh, that is really funny. I am sick and tired of this health care for illegals ******* bullshit. The shutdown hinges on two things, the additional ACA subsidies and Medicaid cuts. The additional ACA subsides, not a damn penny goes to illegal aliens. Have any of you ever been on an ACA plan? Do you have any idea of the hoops you got to jump through? And Medicaid, one percent, ONE ******* PERCENT of Medicaid spending goes to illegal immigrants. We really going to eliminate our financial crisis by addressing that one percent. ******* stupid.

 

[Votto]

Oh, that is really funny. I am sick and tired of this health care for illegals ******* bullshit. The shutdown hinges on two things, the additional ACA subsidies and Medicaid cuts. The additional ACA subsides, not a damn penny goes to illegal aliens. Have any of you ever been on an ACA plan? Do you have any idea of the hoops you got to jump through? And Medicaid, one percent, ONE ******* PERCENT of Medicaid spending goes to illegal immigrants. We really going to eliminate our financial crisis by addressing that one percent. ******* stupid.

But that 1% is about $90 billion which is not a small amount.

Additionally, Obamacare is unaffordable without the subsidies. The same party that is shutting down the government demanding subsidies so that Americans can actually afford health care, wrote the damn law this is so dysfunctional.

Try again.

 

[Paddlefoot]

 

[MarathonMike]

Democrats Vow To Starve As Many Food Stamp Recipients As It Takes To Get Free Healthcare For Illegal Immigrants​

Politics·Oct 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have taken a bold stand by vowing to starve as many food stamp recipients as it takes to get free healthcare for illegal immigrants.

According to prominent Democratic leaders, starving a couple million kids is a small price to pay to ensure that blue states continue to provide free healthcare to illegal immigrants.

"If you're going to make an omelette, you've got to crack a few eggs. And if you're going to give free healthcare to illegal immigrants, you've got to let some children go hungry," said Senator Cory Booker. "Honestly, who cares? Kids can't vote. Plus, they're very resilient, they can dig around in some dumpsters, or forage for berries or whatever. Cry harder."

Booker's statement was echoed by other intellectual pillars of the Democrat Party.

"It's, like, not hard for kids to find food. There are stores literally filled with food," said Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. "Some food even grows in the ground, and the ground is everywhere, so technically, they can get food from anywhere. You just, like, dig the food out of the ground or whatever."

At publishing time, Democrats had vowed to personally go to grocery stores to filibuster poor people attempting to buy food.

Why is this in Satire, it's EXACTLY what the Democrats are doing!